....better than the Puppet Man’s gift, ya don’t have to plug it in
The turtle was a gift that took some actual thought.
Oh darn you, you beat me to it.
OK, here’s my version:
“Better than a gift pack of incompatible DVD’s”
The turtle gift is actually a lot more thoughtful and heartwarming. Plus, they make good soup. Just kidding folks, I wish the turtle a long and happy life.
I’ve actually stopped and rescued turtles or tortoises from roads several times. Unlike chickens, they’re not good road crossers and often don’t make it.