[topcat54]

[nevergore]

Obama....is that you????

[DannyTN]

This would be funnier if we didn’t have a President who has gone to great pains to seal his records to prevent people from finding the truth.

[dead]

I went back to the hospital that stored the documents to let me speak to the doctor and nurses who delivered me. I only received blank stares for the first few moments.

Try the zoo.

[Star Traveler]

Actually, I know someone like this, posting on Free Republic... (name with-held to protect the guilty... LOL...)...

[Mr. K]

Hmmm yes... ridicule ACTUAL facts with a fictional (and not really funny) account that is NOTHING SIMILAR...

...And they hope this makes us give it up?

The real facts are much much worse and this pathetic attempt to make light of them shows how much more substantive they really are.

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND COLLEGE RECORDS OBAMBI?

HOW DID YOU GET A SCHOLRSHIP TO GO TO A SCHOOL THAT ONLY ALLOWED INDONESIAN CITIZENS?

HOW COME YOUR GRANDMOTHER REMEMBERS BEING THERE IN KENYA FOR YOUR BIRTH (I think I would remember where my grandson was born)

[Red Steel]

“I went back to the hospital that stored the documents

Yeah Obama, and what hospital is that?

[Responsibility2nd]

lolol

This guy has more substantial birth records than does Barack Soetero Hussein “Barry” Obama, Jr.

Or whatever his real name is.

[pallis]

If this is intended as an argument in favor of 0, it is silly beyond its silliness. All anyone is asking of 0 is for him to make his real birth documents available for public examination. It would be a simple thing for him to do, and cost far less than the millions he is spending to keep them hidden. Until he can and does prove his eligibility to be president, he is a fraud, regardless of what Congress ignores or what the Supreme Court refuses to examine.

[TWfromTEXAS]

God Bless

[Optimus Prime]

I stopped reading a third of the way through after seeing the words “so-called” for what was the umpteenth time.

Alleged.
Ostensibly.
Purported.

All perfectly good words which could be used in the place of so-called. Maybe if the writer had a decent vocabulary I would’ve bothered to have read the rest of his so-called diatribe.

[topcat54]

Earl Bartman, 37, was once convinced that his mother bore him and loved him.

My apologies. Perhaps the satire was too subtle.

See Bart Ehrman.

[lwd]

hmmmm...I wonder if I could make this case to the IRS. The doctor forgot to sign my BC when I was born (no joke!) plus my father has always told me I was “hatched”.

[eccentric]

Someone put the wrong date on my birth certificate. I have a Hospital paper with my foot prints on it that states the 14th, which was a Sunday. Mom agrees. The official state certificate states the 15th. No one noticed it until I was 18. When I went back to check the hospital, the pictures of the documents on microfilm showed the 14th lined out and 15th written in!

oh well Mom is still mom and my family is stuck with me.