OBTW, my Protestant brothers and sisters needn’t feel left out; the Mormon GA’s refer to all of you as the “lewd daughters” of TGAAC.
Left out??? Your "Great and Abominable Church" didn't even rate a mention in Joseph's "first vision"....
And as I leaned up to the fireplace, mother inquired what the matter was. I replied, “Never mind, all is well—I am well enough off.” I then said to my mother, “I have learned for myself that Presbyterianism is not true.” It seems as though the adversary was aware, at a very early period of my life, that I was destined to prove a disturber and an annoyer of his kingdom; else why should the powers of darkness combine against me?
Well, as a drinking WOW violating member of TGAAC, I feel both left out and offended.
If there’s one thing that Joseph Merry Smithmas resented about the Vatican in Rome, it was its sheer size, temporal authority, and wealth.
Look, I’m just one ordinary Catholic mackerel-snapper who is grateful for my weekly opportunity to worship my Savior. Why does JS and the TOJCOLDS regard me as a target (the mishies have targeted me before)?
And the SECRET of the UNTRUTH went to the grave with Joseph; for NO MORMON can explain just what that UNTRUTH was!