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ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
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| August 19th, 2009
| Erik Van Datiken
Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
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“The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe. It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible. For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”
To: Alex Murphy
“The Gospel According to Mork”?
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:51:13 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: Alex Murphy
So other civilizations have the “Book of Mormon,” too?
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:53:20 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMind
(Liberals have no integrity, character, or shame.)
To: TBP
14 commandments? So, Mel Brooks must have had it right. Moses DID drop one of the plates.
Seriously, I’ve always said that if I ever met an E.T. I’d ask if it believes in God.
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:54:38 PM PDT
by
Terry Mross
( I hate all politicians. Including republicans.)
To: Alex Murphy
"To serve man"
To: Alex Murphy
I think someone HAS been translating the Bible back into its original Klingon though
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:55:03 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Pro-Freedom Fiction Writers Unite! - http://libertyfic.proboards.com)
To: eCSMaster
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:57:11 PM PDT
by
Beloved Levinite
(I have a new name for the occupier of The Oval Office: KING FRAUD! (pronounced King "Faa-raud"))
To: Alex Murphy
“It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible.If the extraterrestrials consider homosexuality to be immoral, I suggest we load our homosexual activists into rocket ships and send them on a one-way trip into outer space on a mission to confront the aliens over their homophobia.
To: Alex Murphy
Flash, Gordon. Michael Jackson is still dead!
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:57:15 PM PDT
by
charmedone
(There is a right to health care but no right to be born?)
To: Alex Murphy
“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994" Unintentional acceleration? Thought it was in reverse, but it wasn't? Alien Thelma & Louise wannabees?
To: GeronL
What type of skin do Klingons use to bind their bibles?
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:57:33 PM PDT
by
mad_as_he$$
(Nemo me impune lacessit The law will be followed, dammit!)
To: Alex Murphy
“They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”
Hmmmmmmm...wonder how Bawney “the Gerbil” Fwank explains his “small size”...
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:58:29 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(Privatization + Inter-State Sales + Individual Policies + Tort Reform = Healthcare Reform)
To: SirJohnBarleycorn
If there is a commandment in there against posting pics of Helen Thomas, I’ll convert.
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:59:13 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(Nemo me impune lacesset)
To: GeronL
My ex-boyfriend from many moons back always said God was an alien. Maybe he was right, LOL!
To: Alex Murphy
The Gideons sure get around.
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:59:49 PM PDT
by
InvisibleChurch
(nothing is normal anymore)
To: Alex Murphy
If true, it would only confirm the universality of natural law. Which is no surprise to those who believe that the natural laws of man come from God.
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posted on
08/21/2009 2:59:56 PM PDT
by
Procyon
(To the global warming fanatics the problem is too many people and the solution is genocide.)
To: Alex Murphy
More proof that Satan is using demons to decieve the world, I dare say that there would be RADICALLY fundamental differences in this “Bible” and in The Real Bible!
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:00:14 PM PDT
by
JSDude1
(www.wethepeopleindiana.org (Tea Party Member-Proud), www.travishankins.com (R- IN 09 2010!))
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:00:46 PM PDT
by
P.O.E.
(Fish rot from the head down.)
To: mad_as_he$$
Tanned Targ I believe. In a pinch the skin of slain enemies.
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:01:04 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Pro-Freedom Fiction Writers Unite! - http://libertyfic.proboards.com)
To: Alex Murphy
Little Red Cookbook!!! ;)
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posted on
08/21/2009 3:01:37 PM PDT
by
BossLady
("Obama: Who needs Astroturf When You Have Plants!")
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