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ALIEN BIBLE FOUND
Weekly World News ^ | August 19th, 2009 | Erik Van Datiken

Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy

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To: Since 2009-07-21

You are correct. The astronaut who was continually pursuing Him, was never able to catch up though...quite sad considering that any of us can find him in a moment.

Tatt


41 posted on 08/21/2009 3:26:17 PM PDT by thesearethetimes... ("Courage, is fear that has said its prayers." DorothyBernard)
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To: TBP

nicely done


42 posted on 08/21/2009 3:29:05 PM PDT by BlueNgold (Have we crossed the line from Govt. in righteous fear of the People - to a People in fear of Govt??)
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To: thesearethetimes...
The astronaut who was continually pursuing Him, was never able to catch up though


Wow, I completely forgot about that aspect of the story, thanks.
43 posted on 08/21/2009 3:31:51 PM PDT by Since 2009-07-21
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To: Alex Murphy
So the Weekly World News is available online! They stopped publishing their print edition a couple of years ago.

As objective as the New York Times, but much more fun.

44 posted on 08/21/2009 3:33:31 PM PDT by TChad
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To: Alex Murphy

HOLY CRAP!!!!

This is going to change EVERYTHING!

/s


45 posted on 08/21/2009 3:35:21 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Alex Murphy; Quix; TaraP

Ummm..., any author whose name is “ Erik Van Datiken” is highly suspect from the git-go... LOL...

Erich von Daniken was bad enough without having this guy... :-)
http://tinyurl.com/yasmyq

Chariots of the Gods?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chariots_of_the_Gods


46 posted on 08/21/2009 3:42:18 PM PDT by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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To: Quix
Hey Quix, here's something to start Friday night out on a bizarre note.

BTW, I'm typing this from the backside of nowhere - finally got moved . . . well, 97% or so. I can see acres of sky and I watch for UFO’s nearly every night. Nothin’ so far.

47 posted on 08/21/2009 3:43:31 PM PDT by WorkingClassFilth
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To: TChad
So the Weekly World News is available online!

ROTFL! An hour and forty-four posts later, somebody finally noticed the source!

48 posted on 08/21/2009 3:45:12 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (One man, alone! Betrayed by the country he loves, now its last hope in their final hour of need!)
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To: Alex Murphy
“For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”

Hmm, that sounds like a lot of liberal, self righteous, humourless, vegan, eco-freaks. Coincidence? I don't think so..../s
49 posted on 08/21/2009 3:45:37 PM PDT by khnyny (Barack Obama and Chauncey Gardiner: separated at birth)
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To: Vaquero
Kirk reading preamble Can't imagine the founders doing a better rendition.
50 posted on 08/21/2009 3:46:38 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Fish rot from the head down.)
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To: GeronL
Yep, The Klingon Bible Project
51 posted on 08/21/2009 3:47:24 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Alex Murphy

Judging by the photograph of the book, these aliens use the same bookbinding technique that we practice. Hmm, interesting.


52 posted on 08/21/2009 3:49:57 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: eCSMaster

Hey, there’s Richard Kiel.. you may know him as “Jaws” from the James Bond movies...

My dad plays online cards with his wife, both my parents have been to his place a few times. They are very nice folks, Richard and his wife.


53 posted on 08/21/2009 3:52:23 PM PDT by MD_Willington_1976
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To: Lee N. Field

“Gentlemen, congratulations. You’re everything we’ve come to expect from years of government training.” — Zed


54 posted on 08/21/2009 3:53:07 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (One man, alone! Betrayed by the country he loves, now its last hope in their final hour of need!)
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To: Alex Murphy

Hell, you ain’t heard nothing yet, I have an alien koran that I’ll soon put on e-bay together with a genuine copy of the famous BC that Putin gave me.


55 posted on 08/21/2009 3:57:03 PM PDT by 353FMG
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To: GraceG

anti matter flow regulator? is that anything like a flux capacitor? did they break one of those too?


56 posted on 08/21/2009 4:00:13 PM PDT by madamemayhem (i don't like repeat offenders, i like dead offenders.)
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To: Alex Murphy
Whatever it's source it is demonic. Satan cares about nothing except robbing people of the truth of Jesus Christ.

Jesus is the Son Of God The Father. He is part of The Godhead, Father, Son and Holy Spirit. God is the one and only creator and the one who sustains all things that have or ever will be. Jesus became flesh to live the perfect life and die a horrible death, shedding His precious blood for the forgiveness of our sins. He, as The Perfect Lamb of God, took the punishment The Righteous LORD God Almighty required for payment of our sins. He was crucified dead and buried. On the 3rd day He rose again from the dead. He ascended up to heaven where He sits at God The Father's right hand. He will come again to judge the living and the dead. He is LORD, we must believe in Him and accept Him as our LORD and Saviour. If we do not we will die in our sins and live eternally separated from the presence of Almighty God in a place of unbelievable torment.

Satan will conjure up any form of religion even containing much "goodness" and fragments of truth to fool us into not accepting the truth about who Jesus is and what He has done for us. Satan wants us with him in the lake of fire eternally not in the glorious presence of Almighty God.

57 posted on 08/21/2009 4:03:47 PM PDT by Bellflower (The end of this age is near but the beginning of the next glorious one is coming!)
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To: spectre

To travel all that distance only to crash in the Grand Canyon ..... what a bummer :(


58 posted on 08/21/2009 4:07:13 PM PDT by Mr_Moonlight
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To: Bellflower

Where is your sense of humor?


59 posted on 08/21/2009 4:11:43 PM PDT by verity
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To: verity; Bellflower; Alex Murphy
Where is your sense of humor?

It's been Left Behind®.

60 posted on 08/21/2009 4:29:27 PM PDT by topcat54 (Don't believe in a pre-anything rapture? Join "Naysayers for Jesus")
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