Posted on 08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship!
The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. Its contents are strikingly similar to many elements of the Christian Bible.
“The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,” said Dr. Henry Leaumont, a California-based astronomer who says he learned of the bible from a former employee of a secret government UFO study center.
“It was taken to the UFO agency and analyzed. They finally broke the code just three months ago, using sophisticated mathematical concepts.
“The book is a religious tome devoted to a God figure called Letuk who is seen as the guiding force in the universe.
“It preaches a rigorous moral code forbidding murder, theft, adultery and other transgressions, adding a few more than are in the Bible.
“For example, for these aliens, apparently, there was no worse sin than gluttony. They ate little and only when they were extremely hungry. Perhaps that explains their small size.”
Dr. Leaumont says the alien bible contains a list of 14 commandments – many of which are exactly like those found in the bible and the Koran. The alien book mentions a heaven and a hell and reveals the words of prophets whose teachings closely resemble those of Jesus.
“This bible is astonishing because it reveals a pattern in the universe, a God-like presence that has message for every living being,” Dr. Leaumont said. “It is my hope that the American government will see its way clear to sharing the contents of this precious find with people everywhere. It is priceless proof that aliens are like us – and that they, too, have been guided by a loving God.”
The astronomer said he has tried to communicate directly with the UFO study center about the extraterrestrial bible, but has been told no such document exists.
You are correct. The astronaut who was continually pursuing Him, was never able to catch up though...quite sad considering that any of us can find him in a moment.
Tatt
nicely done
As objective as the New York Times, but much more fun.
HOLY CRAP!!!!
This is going to change EVERYTHING!
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Ummm..., any author whose name is “ Erik Van Datiken” is highly suspect from the git-go... LOL...
Erich von Daniken was bad enough without having this guy... :-)
http://tinyurl.com/yasmyq
Chariots of the Gods?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chariots_of_the_Gods
BTW, I'm typing this from the backside of nowhere - finally got moved . . . well, 97% or so. I can see acres of sky and I watch for UFO’s nearly every night. Nothin’ so far.
ROTFL! An hour and forty-four posts later, somebody finally noticed the source!
Judging by the photograph of the book, these aliens use the same bookbinding technique that we practice. Hmm, interesting.
Hey, there’s Richard Kiel.. you may know him as “Jaws” from the James Bond movies...
My dad plays online cards with his wife, both my parents have been to his place a few times. They are very nice folks, Richard and his wife.
“Gentlemen, congratulations. You’re everything we’ve come to expect from years of government training.” — Zed
Hell, you ain’t heard nothing yet, I have an alien koran that I’ll soon put on e-bay together with a genuine copy of the famous BC that Putin gave me.
anti matter flow regulator? is that anything like a flux capacitor? did they break one of those too?
Jesus is the Son Of God The Father. He is part of The Godhead, Father, Son and Holy Spirit. God is the one and only creator and the one who sustains all things that have or ever will be. Jesus became flesh to live the perfect life and die a horrible death, shedding His precious blood for the forgiveness of our sins. He, as The Perfect Lamb of God, took the punishment The Righteous LORD God Almighty required for payment of our sins. He was crucified dead and buried. On the 3rd day He rose again from the dead. He ascended up to heaven where He sits at God The Father's right hand. He will come again to judge the living and the dead. He is LORD, we must believe in Him and accept Him as our LORD and Saviour. If we do not we will die in our sins and live eternally separated from the presence of Almighty God in a place of unbelievable torment.
Satan will conjure up any form of religion even containing much "goodness" and fragments of truth to fool us into not accepting the truth about who Jesus is and what He has done for us. Satan wants us with him in the lake of fire eternally not in the glorious presence of Almighty God.
To travel all that distance only to crash in the Grand Canyon ..... what a bummer :(
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