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  • Kaga's Kollection of Klingon Kuisine [Halloween hints]

    10/30/2015 1:05:25 PM PDT · by WhiskeyX · 4 replies ^ | n.d. | Kaga
    Kaga: Greetings, my Klingon Brothers and Sisters! I am Kaga, Klingon Chef and aspiring Klingon Brewmaster. Food is my passion, and many glorious battles have I fought in the pursuit of Klingon culinary advancement! I have grown dismayed, however, with the availability of true Klingon recipes on this world's. K'tesh, is, of course, THE authority on recreating Klingon cuisine with Earth ingredients, but I feel he sometimes either sacrifices authenticity for the sake of catering to "civilized" human palates, or goes to the other extreme and proposes recipes that resemble Klingon dishes but are inedible by human standards. In my...
  • Welsh government responds in Klingon to UFO airport query

    07/13/2015 7:58:39 AM PDT · by BenLurkin · 16 replies
    Klingon was the chosen language for the Welsh government in its response to queries about UFO sightings at Cardiff Airport. While English and Welsh are the usual forms of communications in the Senedd, it opted for the native tongue of the enemies of Star Trek's Captain Kirk. Shadow Health Minister Darren Millar had asked for details of UFOs sightings and asked if research would be funded. A Welsh government spokesman responded with: "jang vIDa je due luq." The Welsh government statement continued: "'ach ghotvam'e' QI'yaH devolve qaS."
  • How to learn 30 languages

    05/31/2015 8:01:33 PM PDT · by Cronos · 88 replies
    BBC ^ | 29 May 2015 | David Robson
    Out on a sunny Berlin balcony, Tim Keeley and Daniel Krasa are firing words like bullets at each other. First German, then Hindi, Nepali, Polish, Croatian, Mandarin and Thai – they’ve barely spoken one language before the conversation seamlessly melds into another. Together, they pass through about 20 different languages or so in total. It can be difficult enough to learn one foreign tongue. Yet I’m here in Berlin for the Polyglot Gathering, a meeting of 350 or so people who speak multiple languages – some as diverse as Manx, Klingon and Saami, the language of reindeer herders in Scandinavia....
  • GOP Activist Says Michelle Obama Resembles Gorilla

    11/16/2014 5:41:21 PM PST · by Jack Hydrazine · 75 replies
    Addicting Info ^ | 15NOV2014 | Ryan Denson
    No, no, no, Republicans aren’t racist. What on Earth would make you think that? In another “isolated incident,” prominent South Carolina Republican Rusty DePass likened an escaped gorilla to First Lady Michelle Obama on his Facebook page. Commenting on a report posted to Facebook about a gorilla escape at a zoo in Columbia, South Carolina, DePass commented: “I’m sure it’s just one of Michelle’s ancestors – probably harmless.” When DePass was busted by online bloggers, he expressed embarrassment and apologized, saying: “I am as sorry as I can be if I offended anyone. The comment was clearly in jest.” But...
  • Bing Klingon Translator (vanity)

    05/06/2014 2:51:47 PM PDT · by PastorBooks · 22 replies
    nuqneH! (hello) Today is a good day to post! Please forgive the vanity, but I just found this and must report it to my fellow Star Trek fans here. I know this is a complete waste of time, but everything has been so serious lately -- possible World War and all -- I thought we needed a break. qaStaH nuq? (what's happening?), you ask. The Bing Translator at can translate English into Klingon! The translator was introduced when the last Star Trek movie was released, in partnership with the Klingon Language Institute. buy' ngop! (that's great news!) Go over...
  • Worm in Sandwich on Air India Flight

    10/15/2013 9:57:19 AM PDT · by nickcarraway · 36 replies
    Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, October 15, 2013
    Investigations underwayAir India said Tuesday an investigation was underway after a passenger found worms in his sandwich mid-flight. The passenger made the discovery during a flight from New York to New Delhi on September 28 on India's struggling flagship carrier. The passenger reported the incident to Air India, but said he did not hear anything back for two weeks, according to the Press Trust of India. "We are investigating the caterer regarding this incident," airline spokesman Prasad Rao told AFP in New Delhi. The spokesman said the airline maintained high standards, including hygiene conditions, adding that this was a "very...
  • IL Govt. Unemployment Website Translates Into Chinese, Mlatese, Polish, Russian, Spanish & KLINGON!

    08/21/2013 7:10:46 PM PDT · by DogByte6RER · 21 replies
    Jewish World Review ^ | August 21, 2013 | Ellen Jean Hirst
    State agency's website offers Klingon translation Even bureaucracy can't be satirized these days (MCT) If you wanted to ask an Illinois Department of Employment Security professional how to appeal a denied claim — in Klingon — you would say: vaj tem DoQ, chay' Qu' appeal? That means, if my claim is denied, how do I appeal? You can learn how to ask many questions in Klingon — an unofficial language created for humanoid characters in the "Star Trek" television series and movies — on the IDES website. The site offers translations via Microsoft Translator. The current options are Spanish, Polish,...
  • 'Star Trek' Villain Michael Ansara Dies at 91

    08/02/2013 12:09:20 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 98 replies
    The Hollywood Reporter ^ | August 2, 2013 | Mike Barnes
    He played the great Klingon warrior Kang on three versions of "Star Trek" and a Native American on ABC's "Broken Arrow." Michael Ansara, the rugged character actor who played Klingon commander Kang on three different Star Trek TV series, has died. He was 91 ... Born in a small village in Syria to American parents, Ansara starred as Native Americans on two 1950s primetime series ...
  • Michael Dorn Confirms He’s Working on a ‘Star Trek: Captain Worf’ TV Series

    09/16/2012 12:01:04 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 78 replies
    Screen Rant ^ | September 9, 2012 | Sandy Schaefer
    Geek favorites Bryan Fuller and Bryan Singer have been forthcoming about their hopes for bringing Star Trek back to the small screen, after the release of J.J. Abrams’ elusive sequel to his Trek movie reboot next summer. However, it turns out those two aren’t the only ones with big dreams about a new TV series set in that sci-fi universe – Michael Dorn is also taking steps to reprise his signature Trek role on a spinoff, tentatively titled Star Trek: Captain Worf.

    08/21/2009 2:50:13 PM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 147 replies · 2,699+ views
    Weekly World News ^ | August 19th, 2009 | Erik Van Datiken
    HOUSTON, TX – America’s top secret UFO investigative agency has discovered powerful proof that extraterrestrials believe in God… an alien bible found in a wrecked spaceship! The 132-page, book-like document, printed in symbols representing a mathematical code, is made of an unknown metallic fiber that is impervious to fire or weather and cannot be cut or torn. Its contents are strikingly similar to many elements of the Christian Bible. “The book was found in the wreckage of a UFO discovered at the bottom of the Grand Canyon in the spring of 1994,” said Dr. Henry Leaumont, a California-based astronomer...
  • It's Shakespeare -- in Klingon

    08/29/2010 4:03:12 PM PDT · by JoeProBono · 36 replies
    upi. ^ | Aug. 29, 2010
    ARLINGTON, Va.- In the United States, where many people can't speak English properly, a Washington acting troupe says it will perform Shakespeare in Klingon. During its annual benefit Sept. 25, the Washington Shakespeare Company in Arlington, Va., will perform selections from "Hamlet" and "Much Ado About Nothing" in both English and the language invented for Klingon characters of the Star Trek films, The Washington Post reported Sunday. The effort was inspired by a line spoken by English actor David Warner in "Star Trek VI," in which his Klingon character declares, "You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read him...
  • Kepler space telescope finds possible planets

    06/17/2010 5:32:28 PM PDT · by KevinDavis · 45 replies · 1,116+ views
    SF Gate ^ | 06/16/10 | David Perlman
    The Kepler space telescope seeking Earth-like planets in a far-off region of the Milky Way has discovered more than 700 planetary "candidates" - some that just might be the right size and in the right places for life to be possible.
  • Dad spoke to son in Klingon (exclusively, for first three years of son's life)

    11/21/2009 2:58:43 PM PST · by Stoat · 56 replies · 2,576+ views
    The Sun (U.K.) / Various ^ | November 21, 2009 | Virginia Wheeler
    Dad spoke to son in Klingon   By VIRGINIA WHEELER Published: Today         A DAD spoke only KLINGON to his son for the first three years of his life to see if he could pick up the alien language. Linguist Dr d'Armond Speers came up with the idea after watching an episode of Star Trek. He spent days translating phrases into Klingon - hoping his toddler's first word would be "vav" rather than "dad". Dr Speers, of Minnesota, US, battled on with commands like "find the USS Enterprise", - but his wife only spoke English to...
  • New Star Trek-style 'cloaking device' will make objects invisible

    10/19/2006 4:18:27 PM PDT · by B Knotts · 57 replies · 1,163+ views ^ | 10/19/06 | Ian Morgan
    A Star Trek-style "cloaking device" has been built using technology developed to make objects invisible. The "cloak", based on a British design concept, measures less than five inches across and only responds to radar waves. But within five years there might be devices powerful enough to make whole vehicles "vanish" - including battlefield tanks. An invisibility cloak blueprint was produced in May by Professor Sir John Pendry, a physicist at Imperial College London. Just five months later, scientists working with him in the US have put the idea into practice. The concept involves bending visible light, or other forms of...
  • 52 Reasons To Stop Mowing (Zot a la Gallagher)

    07/25/2006 6:58:41 AM PDT · by fruitarian108 · 420 replies · 6,084+ views
    Fruitarian Network ^ | 1973 first version | Nonmowing Coalition
    52 REASONS NOT TO MOW 37 WAYS TO HELP TREES Please download with 100% cotton, rice, recycled, or scrap paper Ron Howard, director of A Beautiful Mind and many other films,made his first film at age 8.. an anti mowing film which showed the nature of mowers' attacks on lawns. Art Buchwald: People shouldn't be judged by the length of their grass. In 2003 through now, the world has seen floods, famine, fire, mudslides, hurricanes, tornados and other disasters created by the unprecedented destruction of trees around the world. Trees are nature's weather stabilizers. We need trillions of trees.. new...
  • Hi - I'm new here and like to post random items I receive in email, please don't ZOT me.

    06/10/2006 4:25:12 PM PDT · by concernedcitizenusa · 95 replies · 6,860+ views
    snopes ^ | 6-10-2006 | ConcernedCitizenUSA
  • Malvo and the War Debate (ZOT!!! Why not to go off antipsychotic meds without a doctor’s guidance)

    05/29/2006 6:48:25 AM PDT · by DanPride · 80 replies · 4,217+ views
    Me | Today | Dan Pride
    I am curious why none of the media covers the most important aspect of the Malvo shootings. If you look at Newspapers on the dates when the shootings are underway you discover something I find quite interesting. The shootings begin to dominate the news the day before the debate on the Iraq war starts and they catch them the day after the declaration of war??? If you ask most people "do you remember the debate about starting the second Iraq war", they will all answer "yes of course". But if you followup with the question "name one point in the...
  • What is a FReeper? (zot)

    05/30/2006 12:41:24 PM PDT · by Uddercha0s · 183 replies · 7,024+ views
    5/30/06 | Uddercha0s
    I recently received a reply to a post that stated: "This should be beneath a "freeper". Sad." So I asked.. what is it that makes a FReeper? My reply (and I will admit was tasteless) was also questioning. It stirred controversy and was removed? Why Moderators? Can you not tell me? Did it not meet with your "FReeper" mentality? According to all posted guidelines it should be listed but no, you chose to delete it. Yes.. I'm the first one IBTZ, I'm sure you'll nick me for speaking up..

    05/26/2006 10:33:30 AM PDT · by ronaldbizworld · 5,033 replies · 24,023+ views
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  • Communism and human nature (Bolshie Mod sez, Arise ye kittens of the earth!)

    04/05/2005 10:50:57 AM PDT · by Sammy sam · 153 replies · 8,234+ views
    Many argue that communism will never be possible because of "human nature". The essence of this false argument is the belief that a communist society would consist of an all-powerful central government that would tell everybody what to do--and would therefore undermine the creative initiative of individuals and the search for happiness. • This argument is based on two false assumptions: (1) It assumes that a communist society will look like the former Soviet Union, or the current China, North Korea, etc (ie: corrupt police states with a feudal-style ruling class) (2) It assumes that people will only work in...
  • why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

    06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT · by jj_fate · 65,596 replies · 239,374+ views
    why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys...
  • SHUT UP and VOTE! (Bush falls behind in crucial Klingon Demographic)

    09/25/2004 10:59:47 AM PDT · by Starter · 26 replies · 1,219+ views
    Willamette Week Online ^ | 9/22/2004 | Zach Dundas
    Klingons 4 Kerry POLITICS SHUT UP and VOTE! your gateway drug to civic involvement BY ZACH DUNDAS & WW EDITORIAL STAFF 503 243-2122 Klingons for Kerry EXCLUSIVE: Straw-poll shocker! Fierce warrior race strongly backs Democrat.Even as John Kerry struggles to establish national-security credentials nationally, an exclusive WW straw poll shows his campaign dominating one skeptical, warlike demographic: Klingons.The poll, conducted when the DVD release of the Star Trek fan documentary Trekkies 2 attracted Portland's Klingon community to Tower Records on Southeast 102nd Avenue, may spell trouble for President George W. Bush. The incumbent has staked his campaign on the...
  • Klingon Poll: Kerry 75% - Satan 25%

    09/23/2004 5:06:38 PM PDT · by granite · 1 replies · 231+ views
    FNC | 9/23/04
    "Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam" FNC Reports that a poll of usually hawkish Klingons at a Startrek convention voted 3-1 to elect Kerry over Satan. No votes were recorded for W. The Klingon Phrase translated from above is: "It is a good day to die"
  • German radio broadcasts in Klingon

    09/15/2004 9:06:06 PM PDT · by freedom44 · 15 replies · 460+ views
    IOL ^ | 9/15/04 | IOL
    Germany's state-run radio is broadcasting in a new language - Klingon. The popularity of the show in Germany and abroad prompted Deutsche Welle network to offer online reports and audio clips in Klingon. The station said the language will be added to the existing 30 languages that they already use on their homepage. "We wanted something special to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the site," said a spokesperson. The Klingon reports on the Deutsche Welle website are supposed to underline the station's philosophy of multicultural, intergalactic openness. "We should celebrate our 10-year presence in the online universe with a cross-border...
  • German 'World Service' boldly goes for Klingon news!

    09/15/2004 1:33:11 AM PDT · by AKSurprise · 9 replies · 347+ views
    Guardian Unlimited ^ | September 15, 2004 | Michael Leidig
    "The German equivalent of the BBC World Service, Deutsche Welle, has added a new language to its global news network by starting to use Klingon." "The popularity of the show in Germany and abroad prompted the country's state-run world radio network to begin offering online reports and audio clips in Klingon. The station said the language of the big-browed, ill-mannered alien characters from Star Trek will be added to the existing 30 languages they already use on their homepage." "The Klingon reports on the Deutsche Welle website are also supposed to underline the station's philosophy of multicultural, intergalactic openness. "The...
  • Germans broadcast news in Klingon

    09/14/2004 6:15:36 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 11 replies · 360+ views
    The Register ^ | Tuesday 14th September 2004 | Lester Haines
    Those readers thinking of making their way to this year's Munich Oktoberfest to enjoy a bit a light stein-sucking are warned that the 2004 beer beano may a livelier affair than usual. Indeed, expect much guzzling of blood wine and spontaneous combat with the aD'k Tagh after German state broadcaster Deutsche Welle decided to celebrate the 10th anniversary of its website by offering content in Klingon and inviting the bellicose galactic warriors to enjoy the simple pleasures of a German short-break holiday. We kid you not. Deutsche Welle's online presence - which has a comprehensive range of sections including an...

    02/04/2004 11:07:49 AM PST · by .cnI redruM · 44 replies · 2,275+ views
    New York Post ^ | February 4, 2004 | By ADAM BUCKMAN
    <p>One of TV's renowned "Star Trek" skippers doesn't think man should boldly go where no man has gone before. Actor Patrick Stewart - better known as Capt. Jean-Luc Picard of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" - says he thinks humans have no business traveling in space.</p>
  • Caption this (NOW as Klingons)

    07/17/2003 1:54:16 PM PDT · by finnman69 · 17 replies · 193+ views
    RUSH LIMBAUGH ^ | 7/14/03 | Rush
    NAGs Nag On Non-Existent Gender Gap July 14, 2003 The National Organization for Women, like so many fringe liberal groups, live in a constant time warp. They take rhetoric from decades ago and spew it mindlessly. Pretty soon they're going to put these people on Star Trek as the Klingons. That's about the relevance they have. In the audio link below, you can hear a bite from this latest meeting of the National Association for Gals - the NAGS - along with actress Kathleen Turner on ABC's all-girl chat show The View. Turner, the latest liberal Limbaugh wannabe, will host...