Cinderella step-sisters do what they always do let their behavior reveal the worst in human traits
Posted on 06/29/2010 9:12:56 AM PDT by T Minus Four
No, she meant me. I would be hurt but we don’t hold her to the same standards.
ah. And she isn’t a Christian, it would be unfair to hold the unreedeemed to Christian standards.
Discuss the issues all you want, but do not make it personal.
The next time you post an article with a confusingly similar name for “open” RF debate, wait at least four hours.
aye, aye.
OK, will do.
Yup!
All 22 of us!
I hope the 60,000 no 53,000 nuts! 52,000 missionaries from MORMONdom are pounding on doors in the sunnyshine instead of rain.
Oh heck!
Use the Quad or WHATEVER you've got!
MORMON
ATTITUDES OF SUPERIORITY
1. I’m Superior; I have a special gift of the holy Ghost -- you don’t!
2. I’m Superior; I have God’s true priesthood power -- you don’t! 3. I’m Superior; I can go in God’s secret Temple -- you can’t! 4. I’m Superior; I’ve been Endowed with special Gifts and Knowledge -- you’re just normal! 5. I’m Superior; I’ll have my family with me in heaven -- you’ll be with strangers! 6. I’m Superior; I’m becoming a God -- you aren’t! 7. I’m Superior; My women know their place as servants of man and yours don’t. 8. I’m Superior; YOUR creeds are wrong because they come from man - mine comes from God (you can find each one printed in our Scriptures). 9. I’m Superior; I don’t HAVE a creed - I’ve got 13 Articles of Faith. 10. I'm Superior; I have 4 "Bibles"-- the standard works (5 if you count the JST) -- you've only got one: in as far as it is translated correctly. 11. I’m Superior; I can lie with impunity about such things as church membership, church growth, church doctrine, church history, church influence, etc. — -- You can’t. 12. I’m Superior; I am right (everybody knows) when I say 'evangelical' Christians are lunatics -- -- You’re a hideous narrow-minded bigot, who is persecuting me by practicing discrimination by saying I'm not a Christian.
13. I'm Superior; I have a testimony about a prophet -- you don't. 14. I'm Superior; I have a Scripture-producing Amos 3:7 prophet -- you don't 15. I’m Superior; I have a Living Prophet who talks to god every day -- you have a dim-witted hireling of Satan who only talks to himself. 16. I'm Superior; I have my calling & election made sure -- you don't. 17. I’m Superior; I have magic underwear to protect me from the bogey man -- you don’t. 18. I’m Superior; I have secret clasps and grips to give the angel so I get admitted to the celestial kingdom -- you don’t ;so you can’t. 19. I'm Superior; I know secret handshake codes for afterlife entrances-- you don't. 20. I’m Superior; I will see Joseph Smith setting on the right hand of GOD, when I get to Mormon heaven, and he will recognize me and judge me favorably -- You’re on your own; when you get to wherever you’re going! 21. I’m Superior; I’m going to hie to Kolob -- you’re going to who knows where. 22. I’m Superior; I get to have a harem and act like a celestial stud for time and all eternity -- you don’t. 23. I’m Superior; I have sun stones, moon stones, sky stones, cloud stones, Saturn stones, and the evil eye of Osirus guarding my temple -- all you have is a stupid cross.
24. I’m Superior; My church has billions in assets stashed away -- yours has taken a stupid vow of poverty. 25. I'm Superior; Last - we have the power to keep a whole race out of our priesthood if we wanted to reinsert our 148-year legacy (we ARE still keeping an entire GENDER at bay!) 26. I'm superior; I have the "higher law" -- everyone else "lives under the "lesser law' because I say so...(over and over). Revision 46.2
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Whatcher mouth; Sister!
Interesting thought here.
I see the REPLY times in FR as my LOCAL time. Does FR make ALL the times shown LOCAL to me?
For instance; if someone in California posts a THREAD at 11:15 AM their local time, what time will appear on the screen of someone reading it in New York city?
The time shows as your local time.
Thanks...
What the heck? Is that for real UB?
Yes, I did get the DTG award when I was an obedient Morgbot youth.
A cow skull? What’s up with THAT?
It has been over fifty years and at least three hundred bottles of vodka. How do you expect this old geezer to remember something that I no longer wear proudly?
Maybe western folklore or dead cows on the dairy farm where I grew up have something to do with it. There must be an expert on Mormon history out there that can enlighten you. Reaganaut? Colorcountry? Elsie?
Wow. Can’t think of any reason it would be a cow skull except for the ‘wild west’ thing.
Was that given out through scouts or LDS church?
Also, notice that ‘honor the priesthood’ is written above ‘serve God’. Why am I not surprised
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