[Utah Binger]

I can’t reveal these sacred events as one of the Danites might come up here and try to silence me and God knows we don’t want that.

As a serious frat boy though I was very surprised to see that the same ceremonies could be enjoyed in those sacred events.

I was disappointed that there was no beer or cigarettes.

[MarkBsnr]

I can’t reveal these sacred events as one of the Danites might come up here and try to silence me and God knows we don’t want that.

Well, if Joseph Smith shooting Hyrum in the backside is anything to consider, the only danger you'd be in is falling into a coma after a good missionary spiel.

As a serious frat boy though I was very surprised to see that the same ceremonies could be enjoyed in those sacred events.

The ones that involved the nubile virgins who couldn't take their alcohol?

I was disappointed that there was no beer or cigarettes.

Interesting. I was always of the understanding that there was something refreshing behind the scenes, such as Scotch or hemp or Peruvian Marching Powder.

[Elsie]

I can’t reveal these sacred events as one of the Danites might come up here and try to silence me and God knows we don’t want that.

You are a brave man, Charlie Brown!

The only Inman to have a PUBLIC identity.

At least the DW will have all of the high-quality surveillance camera pix to show the authorities.