Those are all hilarious.
btw: Your name (is it your RL name?) is the same as a man who was very important to me in my youth. He was a man of great dignity who reached down to a guide a child who needed it badly.
Of course, all (of us) who carry the “Murphy” name have the luck and burden of being the best of the Irish!
I'm both honored and humbled to carry the name of that man. Thank you.