[Little Bill]

My Aunt, the family historian, was rather surprised at the number of swollen bellies before the Church door early in our family history.

[Kickass Conservative]

I’m 57 and just heard from a Relative about a couple of my Aunts and Uncles who beat a path to the Courthouse because there was a bun in the oven. That was over fifty years ago.

I wonder if a couple of my Cousins are privy to their interesting start in life.

It takes a while for all the skeletons to fall out of the closet, but they all eventually do. Human nature is a constant.