"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." ~ Jack Benny
Posted on 06/09/2011 7:41:46 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
Never buy a putter until you first had a chance to throw it.
You know you're getting old when all your irons go the same distance.
To determine where you are in life, figure it takes 4 years to play a hole. I'm playing my second shot on the 15th.
God does not subtract from your allotted time on earth, the time spent on a golf course.
Caddyshack? Admittedly, I haven’t been able to sit through the whole thing. I found it juvenile and lacking any humor. Can’t understand why people like it.
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air." ~ Jack Benny
God is concerned with all of His creation. What makes you think that He gives a care about idiots who blame Him for their inability to play golf?
Ted Knight & Rodney Dangerfield.
¨Hey Smeals, then thousand says you miss that putt.¨
To some that is sophisticated humor, not me. I guess it made Murray a lot of money, though.
Regarding the US Open next week, I have four (4) tickets for Saturday (June 18,the third round) that I cannot use. Know anyone in the DC area who would want them - face value - Freepmail me.
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