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God and golf: Where every shot, shank and duff are His will
Los Altos Town Crier ^ | 07 June 2011 | Rev. Mark S. Bollwinkel

Posted on 06/09/2011 7:41:46 AM PDT by Alex Murphy

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Don’t confuse my rant with bitterness at my own frustration over the years playing golf. My golf angst is based on sound theology. Golf by design is a “Presbyterian game,” an opinion I hold with all due respect and affection for brothers and sisters of that persuasion. It’s not a bad thing that it is a “Presbyterian game.” On the contrary, it may be the best and only way to actually play this game....

....a good golf drive can become a moment of self-aggrandizement or a bad one the occasion for self-loathing. The free-will advocate who takes up golf will find himself or herself constantly looking up to heaven imploring God’s intervention, or worse, staring down below – at one’s feet – wondering if the devil is making them play this bewildering game.

No, golf is best played by Presbyterians, not by denomination but mindset. There is freedom to enjoy golf only when you can rest assured that each and every missed shot, shank, hook, duff, bunker muff and lipped cup is God’s will. For Methodists, not by denomination but those who carry the free-will mindset, the game will drive you crazy!....

....There is no record of Knox playing golf, but it’s not hard to imagine that his disciples did with joy and abandon upon learning that God Almighty preordained each and every swing in golf, from solid hit to muff.

"Presbyterians often forgot that John Knox had been a Sunday bowler"
-- from the thread Revolution, devolution, evolution

1 posted on 06/09/2011 7:41:48 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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For myself, playing a round of golf is simply the most pernicous way of ruining a nice walk.


2 posted on 06/09/2011 7:50:52 AM PDT by Vanders9
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3 posted on 06/09/2011 7:54:05 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Alex Murphy; jessduntno; onedoug; cincinnati65; PISANO; IonImplantGuru; Rummyfan; Aussie Dasher; ...


4 posted on 06/09/2011 7:54:08 AM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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Ah. Ping. Very good.


5 posted on 06/09/2011 7:57:39 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: Alex Murphy

The golf course is a place where people put their soul and character on display.


6 posted on 06/09/2011 7:58:14 AM PDT by Baynative (Truth is treason in an empire of lies)
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To: Alex Murphy

Whew!

For a moment, before actually reading the article (which was quite good), I thought this was about me!

CA....


7 posted on 06/09/2011 8:04:08 AM PDT by Chances Are (Seems I've found that silly grin again....)
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Supposedly, God got the attention

of the one and only

“School’s Out For Summer”

Alice Cooper

through a golf video commentary of R.C. Sproul...

To the Sovereignty of God in every whiff, duff, wormburner, shank, slice, hook, five-putt-to-make-a-triple-bogey....

Hallelujah!!!


8 posted on 06/09/2011 8:12:42 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: Baynative

Wow.

Well put.

As an unconverted youngster, I was an selfish, prideful, evil little prick on the golf course.

To my shame.

Re: see my tagline.


9 posted on 06/09/2011 8:15:35 AM PDT by fishtank (The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
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To: Alex Murphy

Golf spelled backwards: flog


10 posted on 06/09/2011 8:24:31 AM PDT by noexcuses
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I. Love. To. Golf.
11 posted on 06/09/2011 8:32:53 AM PDT by wyokostur
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God Almighty preordained each and every swing in golf

He must've been in a jokester mood when preordaining Charles Barkley's swing.

....."G-damnit!!"

12 posted on 06/09/2011 8:45:37 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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I found Jesus on the golf course. Well at least I heard his name several times.


13 posted on 06/09/2011 9:02:49 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
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“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.”

Billy Graham


14 posted on 06/09/2011 9:03:41 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
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“If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”

Lee Trevino quotes


15 posted on 06/09/2011 9:04:35 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
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To: Baynative

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson


16 posted on 06/09/2011 9:05:22 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
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I truly believe in predistination and golf. If I am shooting even par going into the last hole I will shoot at least a 12 on the 18th.


17 posted on 06/09/2011 9:09:23 AM PDT by Recon Dad (Herman Cain is the man in 2012)
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Caddyshack? Why do I think that´s such an entertaining movie? My wife hates it.

I once saw and heard a golfer cussing his soul out after he´d thrown his club and it caught in a tree. Wow, was he PO´d.


18 posted on 06/09/2011 9:44:36 AM PDT by onedoug (If)
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Not going to lie. My GHIN is 18.9. But I enjoy every time I get to play golf. The days are usually beautiful, the courses are beautiful, and usually my playing partners are nice guys. I find it quite enjoyable to mentally and physically seek perfection. I wish I was a better putter, but you can’t have everything. I don’t know anything about what this guy is writing about, but I have fun. And it’s always nice to sit down with a few friends after a round and have a beer.


19 posted on 06/09/2011 9:48:05 AM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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On His Course Golf ministry in northern Virginia
20 posted on 06/09/2011 9:51:43 AM PDT by HokieMom (Pacepa : Can the U.S. afford a president who can't recognize anti-Americanism?)
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