The real problem is your ignorance.
You wrote:
” Calling priests “Father”,”
Is not wrong as shown above.
” Marian worship,”
No Catholic does it - except in someone’s twilight fantasy world of delusion.
“statuary (idols?) that gives me the creeps,”
We don’t worship statues. And your “creeps” bring us back to someone’s twilight fantasy world of delusion.
“forbidding priests to marry,”
They take a VOLUNTARY vow to not marry. Thus, the Church does not forbid them to marry, the Church merely expects them to adhere to the vow which they freely took.
“following tradition rather that the Bible . . .”
No such thing happens. Both are followed. It is logically impossible to have one without the other.
“the list goes on and on and on.”
And it is a useless one having nothing to do with reality.
Thank you for pointing out my ignorance. I hope you feel better and have a good day today.