How about: “Pearl Harbor was an inside job with to get us involved in an ill-conceived war with Germany, which never attacked us, and wasting our oppotunities with the Japanese and as a result, we had to go nuclear on such a peaceful society.”
My buddy believes the Pentagon was hit by a Soviet Cruise Missle on 9-11.
It takes about 12 beers before I decide enough is enough and start calling “ BULLS**T”.