Humor.
Golf would be GOOD for you. It would teach you to laugh....at yourself. I'm laughing at you because your response was so absurd as to be amusing. I find the absurd amusing on occasion.
It just shows how many little niches the Mormon folk were ready and waiting to have black folks fill once the got they stopped teaching that all black folks were but were in fact the perfect people to fill a great many roles on all those new planets all those new gods were going to be taking care of.
And you know, humor is an especially important role to have well taken care of when all those Mommy Mormons are going to be pumping out spirit babies so often. There's no one who needs a bit of humor more than Mommy Mormon does when her feet are swollen and won't fit into her favorite shoes, her tummy is swollen up to the size of a large watermelon, and she's crying because spirit daddy doesn't spend enough time with her now that he's god of his own planet.
Good point, black folks can be comedians in the Mormon New World and not just singers or dancers.