[pepsionice]

Jesus would also support the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Yankees, Mountain Dew, BMWs, peanut butter, ice lake fishing, vitamin C, the Wall Street Journal, domineering women, French’s Mustard, and soft toilet paper.

People who sit around thinking about Jesus to this extent....probably haven’t stepped inside of a church in twenty years.

[ExCTCitizen]

BMWs??

No, Jesus would support the new 2013 Shelby Mustang!!!

[ravenwolf]

Jesus would also support the Dallas Cowboys, the New York Yankees, Mountain Dew, BMWs, peanut butter, ice lake fishing, vitamin C, the Wall Street Journal, domineering women, French’s Mustard, and soft toilet paper.

People who sit around thinking about Jesus to this extent....probably haven’t stepped inside of a church in twenty years.

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And probably have not read a bible in much longer than that.