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Jeff Foxworthy Will Teach You About the Bible [Hollywood, Twitter and religion in the modern age]
The Philly Post ^ | 08/13/12 | Bri Bosak

Posted on 08/15/2012 6:00:30 AM PDT by Alex Murphy

Other than constantly feeling like I am going to get in trouble, the only thing Catholic school ever gave me is the ability to tell people I used to be Catholic. There are a lot of former Catholics out there. Granted, increasingly unpopular stances on issues like homosexuality and birth control, paired with the exposure of a massive sex-abuse scandal, hasn’t won the Church much support in recent years. But disappearing churches and churchgoers aren’t unique to Catholicism—most Christian denominations are suffering from a loss of faith. Yet, despite cries that “Religion Is Dying in America!,” I argue otherwise. In the natural world, a species must adapt to changing conditions if it wants to survive. And churches across America are adapting—surrendering traditional values in the hopes of reaching modern audiences. Here are some of the new (and bizarre) effects this evolution is having on religion.

Holywood
What do you get when a Houston pastor with a dream meets a religious publisher from Tennessee? A new version of the Bible—this time à la screenplay. Move over Mel Gibson. While not adapted to an actual movie yet, “The Voice,” promises to “engage your imagination in a different way,” says Houston pastor Chris Seay. A team of translators worked alongside poets, writers and musicians to make “The Voice.” In the new version, verses have been rearranged and italics were added to clarify actions, so folks could “read it like a novel.” Take this scene from the Last Supper according to John:

Jesus was becoming visibly distressed.
Jesus: I tell you the truth: one of you will betray me.
The disciples began to stare at one another, wondering who was the unfaithful disciple.
One disciple in particular, who was loved by Jesus, reclined next to Him at the table.
Peter motioned to the disciple at Jesus’ side.
Peter (to the beloved disciple): Find out who the betrayer is.
Beloved Disciple (leaning in to Jesus): Lord, who is it?
Jesus: I will dip a piece of bread in My cup and give it to the one who will betray me.

Gripping stuff. Better add it to the book club or you’re going to hell.

Click2Save
“The Voice” isn’t the only new Bible helping struggling Christians out there. Click2Save: The Digital Ministry Bible is helping Episcopal Church officials step up to the “social media challenge.” Recently, the Episcopal Church challenged each congregation to use social media to reach new and current members. Thanks to Click2Save, Church officials can now learn how to choose and use social media tools more effectively.

One of the co-authors, Elizabeth Drescher, also responsible for this classic, Tweet If You ♥ Jesus: Practicing Church in the Digital Reformation, wrote that, “Social networking platforms enable us to extend the love of God to others in ways that make our mainline Christian traditions more authentically present in the world.” Boiled down to two words, this phenomenon has been dubbed “digital ministry.” Because listening to your pastor preach on Sunday wasn’t enough, so now you can follow him on Twitter … Thanks @digitalministry!

Liquid Church
What if I told you that you didn’t even have to go to church to listen to the pastor preach on Sunday? Thanks to Liquid Church and other online churches like it, you don’t. All you need to do is log on through the website and wait for the service to begin.

Personally, I find the thought of online church almost as compelling as those Education Connection commercials with the girl who says, “I may be in my pajamas, but I’m not going to bed. I’m going to college online to get a degree.” So, not really compelling at all.

But who knows? Liquid Church could probably hire that girl for its commercials, change the backdrop on the website, and change the last words to “I’m going to church to get into heaven.” There you have it: cost efficient and creative—almost as creative as Liquid Church’s Virtual Choir. See what the marketing team is doing for this one.

The American Bible Challenge
Question: What is worse than a Bible-based game show? Answer: A Bible-based game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy. For one hour each week, you will have to endure Foxworthy quizzing Americans on the Bible’s narrative. Contestants work in teams and play for a charitable organization. The show is set to premiere August 23rd on the Game Show Network.

Priests Take to Billboards
Much like America, Europe is also noticing dwindling mass sizes and a growing disdain for religion, particularly Catholicism. To make matters worse, the majority of priests are over the age of 60, meaning churches must also cope with thinning clerical ranks. So a Lower Austrian diocese bishop did what any bishop would do: He ran a billboard campaign to recruit priests. Eighty large billboards and 300 smaller electric placards were mounted in the province of 1.6 million people. The advertising company that launched the campaign said, “We developed the concept to simply stage people of the church—priests and laymen—like in a blockbuster in a movie theater.”

Coming soon to a roadside near you?

Atheists Get the Spotlight
On Friday, Minnesota minor league baseball team St. Paul Saints (the team is partly owned by comedian Bill Murray and has a history of unusual promotions) put atheists in the spotlight. Saints GM Derek Sharrer told the Associated Press that since the Saints had hosted several religiously themed events before, including Christian concerts and a Jewish Heritage Night, it would be hypocritical to tell the atheists no. The team became the “Mr. Paul Aints” for the night.


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....disappearing churches and churchgoers aren’t unique to Catholicism—most Christian denominations are suffering from a loss of faith. Yet, despite cries that “Religion Is Dying in America!,” I argue otherwise. In the natural world, a species must adapt to changing conditions if it wants to survive. And churches across America are adapting—surrendering traditional values in the hopes of reaching modern audiences. Here are some of the new (and bizarre) effects this evolution is having on religion.

....What do you get when a Houston pastor with a dream meets a religious publisher from Tennessee? A new version of the Bible—this time à la screenplay. Move over Mel Gibson. While not adapted to an actual movie yet, “The Voice,” promises to “engage your imagination in a different way,” says Houston pastor Chris Seay. A team of translators worked alongside poets, writers and musicians to make “The Voice.” In the new version, verses have been rearranged and italics were added to clarify actions, so folks could “read it like a novel”....Gripping stuff. Better add it to the book club or you’re going to hell.

....What if I told you that you didn’t even have to go to church to listen to the pastor preach on Sunday? Thanks to Liquid Church and other online churches like it, you don’t. All you need to do is log on through the website and wait for the service to begin. Personally, I find the thought of online church almost as compelling as those Education Connection commercials with the girl who says, “I may be in my pajamas, but I’m not going to bed. I’m going to college online to get a degree.” So, not really compelling at all.

....Question: What is worse than a Bible-based game show? Answer: A Bible-based game show hosted by Jeff Foxworthy. For one hour each week, you will have to endure Foxworthy quizzing Americans on the Bible’s narrative. Contestants work in teams and play for a charitable organization. The show is set to premiere August 23rd on the Game Show Network.

....On Friday, Minnesota minor league baseball team St. Paul Saints (the team is partly owned by comedian Bill Murray and has a history of unusual promotions) put atheists in the spotlight. Saints GM Derek Sharrer told the Associated Press that since the Saints had hosted several religiously themed events before, including Christian concerts and a Jewish Heritage Night, it would be hypocritical to tell the atheists no. The team became the “Mr. Paul Aints” for the night.

1 posted on 08/15/2012 6:00:43 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: Alex Murphy

Bri Bosac seems pretty excited about the diminishing faith and influence in America and Europe. Maybe I am reading it wrong.

It does seem that religion is becomming inconvenient for more and more people as technology advances and governments grow. It is also no surprise that God is now seemingly having to compete with governments for faithful worshipers and a healthy congregation.

Many of us still rely on our faith and talents. More and more citizens are relying on their faith in government and handouts.


2 posted on 08/15/2012 6:15:43 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Tenacious 1
"It does seem that religion is becomming inconvenient for more and more people as technology advances and governments grow."

Technology and governments have nothing to do with advancing or declining "religion"

It is simply evil being prefered over holiness.

It's really not complicated.

3 posted on 08/15/2012 6:34:22 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: knarf
It is simply evil being prefered over holiness.

We should do something about evil. That would make it easier for us to bring folks back to God and save more souls.

4 posted on 08/15/2012 6:43:35 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Tenacious 1
We should do something about evil. That would make it easier for us to bring folks back to God and save more souls.

Something was already done, 2000 years ago.

5 posted on 08/15/2012 6:49:49 AM PDT by Alex Murphy (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2898271/posts?page=119#119)
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To: Alex Murphy

Is it “Aints” vs “Saints?”
I’m an old 78+ WMC, have been nearly 60 years (from May 1953) by the grace, mercy and gift of God through Jesus Christ our Lord.
Just a few months ago read & Studied the word “Saint.”

First I learned you do not have to be dead to be a saint.

Reading Psalm 116:15: “Precious in the sight of the LORD is the death of His saints.”[Ezekiel 33:11: ....as I live saith the Lord God, I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked;....]

The in most of Paul’s Epistles he wrote: “To all that be in Rome, beloved of God, called to be saints:... (Romans 1:7a)

“Unto the church of God which is at Corinth, to them that are sanctified in Christ, called to be saints;............(1 Corinthians 1:2a) also see 2 Corinthians 1:1........

Please read the rest of Paul’s Epistles (just the first few verses)

MAY YOU LEARN:

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE AN “AINT” BUT YOU CAN BECOME A “SAINT”


6 posted on 08/15/2012 6:53:00 AM PDT by Letmarch75
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To: Alex Murphy
Granted, increasingly unpopular stances on issues like homosexuality...

Ha!
7 posted on 08/15/2012 6:59:02 AM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: Alex Murphy
increasingly unpopular stances on issues like homosexuality and birth control [SNIP] hasn’t won the Church much support in recent years.

It's called culling the herd of non-believers. IOW, if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen (but we'll pray for you).

...most Christian denominations are suffering from a loss of faith.

Three reason:

1) Too many churches try to cater to the fringe believers ("seeker" oriented churches).

2) Infiltration by "progressives" with homosexual pastors, re-interpretation of scripture, etc.

3) Indoctrination in the public schools away from religion (hidden atheist agenda).

That's my take, anyway.

8 posted on 08/15/2012 7:02:50 AM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: Alex Murphy

Where is the “like” button? We need to get back to basics.


9 posted on 08/15/2012 7:05:47 AM PDT by AUsome Joy
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To: Alex Murphy

I don’t know that the ‘digital ministry’ or ‘liquid church’ entries, despite the goofy terminology, really belong with the other things in this list. A church having a social media presence today is no different from a church in the 1960s having a telephone. And providing the means to observe/participate in a service via streaming video is valuable to people too ill or infirm to attend in person. These simply sound like common-sense uses of communication tools.


10 posted on 08/15/2012 7:38:49 AM PDT by Sloth (If a tax break counts as "spending" then every time I don't rob a bank should be a "deposit.")
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To: Alex Murphy
I told my pastor we should have a big screen upfront that would have a stream of tweets generated by members interacting with his sermon.

The pastor gave me this little nervous laugh that he always gives me when he isn't quite sure if I'm serious or not...

11 posted on 08/15/2012 12:51:12 PM PDT by Gamecock (We don't come to Christ to be born again; rather, we are born again in order to come to Christ. RCS)
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