Posted on 08/17/2012 4:19:57 PM PDT by Alex Murphy
Do you want to be as close as possible to the church in Acts? Have you washed your hands of the institutional church for the pure and authentic New Testament experience? Now you can wash your body of it too with all new Acts Body Wash. After just one shower, your home church will not only look just like the church of the New Testament, but will smell like it too!
Acts Body Wash is specially formulated to replicate the smells of the first-century Near East. Based on the most accurate historic research, our scientists have painstakingly produced what is believed to be the the exact smells of New Testament times. These smells include:
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if this is supposed to humourous it misses the mark...it is neother parody or satire. it is just....dumb
Ehh. Just gave it a try. Didn’t find anything on the site that was funny in the first 5 minutes. That was enough time wasted on it. This Acts Body Wash schtick is definitely not funny, leaning towards insulting. Death is the smell of the New Testament church??
No thanks.
We just had a sermon about when the Pharisees got all riled up when Jesus and his disciples didn’t do the ritual washing before eating. While the point of the story was the Pharisees were all about the show - the Jews (and early Christians) were well aware of the bad things that happen when things are not clean, dead, etc.
Has your account been banned yet? It should be.
This is not only nonsense, it’s offensive nonsense.
Most of Leviticus is about the rules for cleanliness in a bronze age culture. It is a big part of the huge success of the Jewish people in the early days. They had strict rules for food and sanitation that their neighbors did not share.
Welcome back the the land of the posters, Alex. Your missing of the mark has been sorely missed.
Actually, I think you might be confusing the odor of the last gay parade with that of early Christians worshiping God.
hang in there buddy. Like the guy said; "A new cart, a new start!" :-)
Smells more like present day pick your muslim country.
Well, that was a complete waste.
LOL!!!
Some have no sense of humor. ;O)
Stupid, wrong, and offensive.
The early church did not smell of death, dung, and rotting flesh.
To the contrary, the Jews were the neat freaks of the ancient world.
Stupid, wrong, and offensive.
The early church did not smell of death, dung, and rotting flesh.
To the contrary, the Jews were the neat freaks of the ancient world.
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