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From Islamic (conspiracy) lexicon: 'Zionist Hair Rays'
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Posted on 10/04/2012 5:31:07 PM PDT by Milagros
Zionist hair rays
Magical rays emanating from the hair of attractive Jewish women, with the ability to mesmerize Muslim men and render them sexually enslaved. Based on an Islamic justification of the need for the hijab, which covers women's hair so that it does not inflame the passions of men. Various imams have sermonized about "rays" from women's hair which needed to be avoided, and the notion was exaggerated by female bloggers for satirical purposes.
In their quest for world domination, Wahabbi clerics caution their male followers about the dangers of Zionist hair rays. Sexually repressed Saudis are considered particularly vulnerable. Imams are to be on the lookout for any man screaming: "Oy vey! I am sick of of staring at burqas night and day!"
TOPICS: Islam
KEYWORDS: israel; judeophobia; saudiarabia
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posted on
10/04/2012 5:31:13 PM PDT
by
Milagros
To: Milagros
from what i hear, those Z hair rays are extremely powerful.... they attack, capture, and subjugate Jewish men, too
To: Milagros
Yeah, it's the hair rays.
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posted on
10/04/2012 5:39:25 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
To: Milagros
I’d gladly send my hair to Afghanistan if it would help with the cause.
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posted on
10/04/2012 5:53:55 PM PDT
by
Ellendra
(http://www.ustrendy.com/ellendra-nauriel/portfolio/18423/concealed-couture/)
To: KarlInOhio
mmm......
Yep.....
Probably true.
RLTW
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posted on
10/04/2012 5:57:52 PM PDT
by
military cop
(I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
To: military cop
So the obvious answer for an anti-Islam superweapon is...female Jewish hair. free death rays- how can we not utilize that?
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posted on
10/04/2012 6:01:49 PM PDT
by
ClearBlueSky
(Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
To: Ellendra
Sounds like a good humanitarian campaign.
7
posted on
10/04/2012 6:05:23 PM PDT
by
Milagros
(Y)
To: ClearBlueSky
Maybe we should put up a sign by our borders... Caution to Islamists: Zionist hair ahead...
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posted on
10/04/2012 6:08:14 PM PDT
by
Milagros
(Y)
To: Milagros
Instead of putting a bag over women’s hair, I suggest we put bags over the heads of the moslem men so they can’t see the hair and won’t be “tempted”. (and, don’t forget to cinch them TIGHT !)
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posted on
10/04/2012 6:12:34 PM PDT
by
Mortrey
(Impeach President Soros)
To: Milagros; Zionist Conspirator
(Maniacal Laughter!) Yes.....Soon....
10
posted on
10/04/2012 6:14:01 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
( Wherever I find myself standing, I forever stand with Israel.)
To: KC_Lion; All
11
posted on
10/04/2012 6:19:57 PM PDT
by
Milagros
(Y)
To: Milagros
I want a fuzzy little Jewish Princess (La-la-la)
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (Wee-oo-oo)
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...Frank Zappa
1977
12
posted on
10/04/2012 6:23:16 PM PDT
by
Slump Tester
(What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
To: Milagros
13
posted on
10/04/2012 6:35:23 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
( Wherever I find myself standing, I forever stand with Israel.)
To: KC_Lion
14
posted on
10/04/2012 6:40:42 PM PDT
by
Milagros
(Y)
To: Milagros
yemeni Jewish women..
15
posted on
10/04/2012 11:05:33 PM PDT
by
Cronos
(**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
To: Milagros
Indian Jews -- they lived in the Konkan from at least 500 BC
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posted on
10/04/2012 11:07:10 PM PDT
by
Cronos
(**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
To: All
Considering the 50 Jewish hotties (mostly in Hollywood) Islamists may ban movies altogether...
Alicia Silverstone
Kate Hudson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Gwyneth Paltrow
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman
Paula Abdul
More at: www.ugo.com/movies/jewish-hotties
17
posted on
10/05/2012 6:02:42 AM PDT
by
Milagros
(Y)
To: Milagros
"He shot my hair! Son of a bitch!"
18
posted on
10/05/2012 6:05:18 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
To: dfwgator
LOL, that's a good shot, what with Joan Rivers' frozen face in the background.
19
posted on
10/05/2012 6:56:13 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Milagros; KC_Lion
Did someone say "attractive Jewish women?"
Well, those imams got something right after all. Those Zionist hair rays sure are working on me!
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posted on
10/05/2012 7:51:31 AM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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