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From Islamic (conspiracy) lexicon: 'Zionist Hair Rays'
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Posted on 10/04/2012 5:31:07 PM PDT by Milagros

Zionist hair rays

Magical rays emanating from the hair of attractive Jewish women, with the ability to mesmerize Muslim men and render them sexually enslaved. Based on an Islamic justification of the need for the hijab, which covers women's hair so that it does not inflame the passions of men. Various imams have sermonized about "rays" from women's hair which needed to be avoided, and the notion was exaggerated by female bloggers for satirical purposes.

In their quest for world domination, Wahabbi clerics caution their male followers about the dangers of Zionist hair rays. Sexually repressed Saudis are considered particularly vulnerable. Imams are to be on the lookout for any man screaming: "Oy vey! I am sick of of staring at burqas night and day!"


TOPICS: Islam
KEYWORDS: israel; judeophobia; saudiarabia

1 posted on 10/04/2012 5:31:13 PM PDT by Milagros
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To: Milagros

from what i hear, those Z hair rays are extremely powerful.... they attack, capture, and subjugate Jewish men, too


2 posted on 10/04/2012 5:35:38 PM PDT by faithhopecharity
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To: Milagros
Yeah, it's the hair rays.


3 posted on 10/04/2012 5:39:25 PM PDT by KarlInOhio ("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
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To: Milagros

I’d gladly send my hair to Afghanistan if it would help with the cause.


4 posted on 10/04/2012 5:53:55 PM PDT by Ellendra (http://www.ustrendy.com/ellendra-nauriel/portfolio/18423/concealed-couture/)
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To: KarlInOhio

mmm......

Yep.....

Probably true.

RLTW


5 posted on 10/04/2012 5:57:52 PM PDT by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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To: military cop

So the obvious answer for an anti-Islam superweapon is...female Jewish hair. free death rays- how can we not utilize that?


6 posted on 10/04/2012 6:01:49 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky (Whenever someone says it's not about Islam-it's about Islam. Jesus loves you, Allah wants you dead!)
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To: Ellendra

Sounds like a good humanitarian campaign.


7 posted on 10/04/2012 6:05:23 PM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: ClearBlueSky
Maybe we should put up a sign by our borders... Caution to Islamists: Zionist hair ahead...
8 posted on 10/04/2012 6:08:14 PM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: Milagros

Instead of putting a bag over women’s hair, I suggest we put bags over the heads of the moslem men so they can’t see the hair and won’t be “tempted”. (and, don’t forget to cinch them TIGHT !)


9 posted on 10/04/2012 6:12:34 PM PDT by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: Milagros; Zionist Conspirator
(Maniacal Laughter!) Yes.....Soon....


10 posted on 10/04/2012 6:14:01 PM PDT by KC_Lion ( Wherever I find myself standing, I forever stand with Israel.)
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To: KC_Lion; All
See the "rays"


More at http://www.jewlicious.com/2005/05/your-one-stop-israeli-hot-babe-web-site/
11 posted on 10/04/2012 6:19:57 PM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: Milagros
I want a fuzzy little Jewish Princess (La-la-la)
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses (Wee-oo-oo)
A horny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma...

Frank Zappa
1977

12 posted on 10/04/2012 6:23:16 PM PDT by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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To: Milagros

Try this, slightly larger resolutions.

13 posted on 10/04/2012 6:35:23 PM PDT by KC_Lion ( Wherever I find myself standing, I forever stand with Israel.)
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To: KC_Lion

Thankx


14 posted on 10/04/2012 6:40:42 PM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: Milagros

yemeni Jewish women..

15 posted on 10/04/2012 11:05:33 PM PDT by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: Milagros

Indian Jews -- they lived in the Konkan from at least 500 BC

16 posted on 10/04/2012 11:07:10 PM PDT by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: All

Considering the 50 Jewish hotties (mostly in Hollywood) Islamists may ban movies altogether...

Alicia Silverstone
Kate Hudson
Sarah Jessica Parker
Gwyneth Paltrow
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Scarlett Johannson
Natalie Portman
Paula Abdul
More at: www.ugo.com/movies/jewish-hotties


17 posted on 10/05/2012 6:02:42 AM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: Milagros

"He shot my hair! Son of a bitch!"

18 posted on 10/05/2012 6:05:18 AM PDT by dfwgator (I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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To: dfwgator
LOL, that's a good shot, what with Joan Rivers' frozen face in the background.


19 posted on 10/05/2012 6:56:13 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Milagros; KC_Lion
Did someone say "attractive Jewish women?"

Well, those imams got something right after all. Those Zionist hair rays sure are working on me!

20 posted on 10/05/2012 7:51:31 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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To: Zionist Conspirator

Lucky you...


21 posted on 10/05/2012 11:08:31 AM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: Milagros
Lucky you...

Good gravy, no. I mean I'm being tantalized by them. This isn't my wife or girlfriend or anything, it's the lovely Tara Strong, voice of a zillion cartoon characters. And unfortunately taken.

22 posted on 10/05/2012 1:34:34 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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To: Zionist Conspirator
BTW I wonder what IslamoPhylosophs say about Muhammad's raping of Jewess ...

After mentioning his eleven wives, The Concise Encyclopaedia of Islam (ed. Cyril Glassé, San Francisco: Harper & Row, 1989), says under Wives of the Prophet, p. 419:
In addition, the Prophet had at least two concubines, Rayhanah, captured from the Banu Qurayzah, who was originally Jewish, and Maryah, a Christian slave wo was a gift from the Muqawqis, the Byzantine viceroy ruling the Copts in Egypt. She bore the Prophet a son, Ibrahim, who died before his second year. source

23 posted on 10/05/2012 1:59:05 PM PDT by Milagros (Y)
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To: dfwgator
Re your post #18:

That's funny . . . she doesn't look Druish!

24 posted on 10/05/2012 2:08:34 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks Milagros.


25 posted on 10/05/2012 7:22:23 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: Cronos

Those are not the best examples of Yemenite Jewish ladies who are some of the most beautiful ladies in the world. Of course I am partial as I am Yemenite Jewish myself...


26 posted on 10/08/2012 11:58:17 PM PDT by jackal7163 (If you are not willing to achieve victory at any cost, you are doomed to defeat!)
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To: jackal7163

Oh, i’ll agree — more than a decade ago in England i dated an ex-Israeli army girl who was of Yemeni origin. Caliente! And though she looked delicate, I was pretty sure she could defend ME (and I’m a 6 foot power lifter, but no real will to punch — but she had it :L)


27 posted on 10/09/2012 12:56:58 AM PDT by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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