“...a relatively unknown German monk pounded a proclamation of sorts onto a church door in Wittenburg, Germany.”
I never heard of Reformation Day before you started posting, but now that you remind me, you Lutherans owe us Catholics for a new church door.
***you Lutherans owe us Catholics for a new church door.***
And you will have it for sale on E-Bay before the new door has it’s hinge pins driven in! ;-D