To: Gamecock
Purgatory is Heaven's physical fitness center. And if you thought your high school gym teacher was rough, wait until you have an archangel telling you to give one more rep.
4 posted on
11/27/2012 9:05:12 AM PST by
KarlInOhio
(Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
To: KarlInOhio
>>Purgatory is Heaven’s physical fitness center. And if you thought your high school gym teacher was rough, wait until you have an archangel telling you to give one more rep.<<
And your shop teacher having you make that birdhouse AGAIN until endtimes.
11 posted on
11/27/2012 9:10:41 AM PST by
freedumb2003
(Here comes bama claus here comes bama claus left down bama claus lane!)
To: KarlInOhio
Hell is forever being squeezed in between two 600 pounders.
35 posted on
11/27/2012 9:40:54 AM PST by
dfwgator
To: KarlInOhio
I call purgatory Heaven’s “washer machine”. The remaining dirt and smell gets washed away.
52 posted on
11/27/2012 10:33:40 AM PST by
Biggirl
("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
To: KarlInOhio
Purgatory is Heaven's physical fitness center. And if you thought your high school gym teacher was rough, wait until you have an archangel telling you to give one more rep. LOL! I don't believe in Purgatory per se, but the mental picture of an archangel coach is funny. We're supposed to don new and perfect bodies when we get to Heaven - I would imagine that, fat or not, we won't have any complaints...
59 posted on
11/27/2012 10:59:07 AM PST by
trebb
(Allies no longer trust us. Enemies no longer fear us.)
To: KarlInOhio
Where is purgatory explained in the Bible? Thanks.
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