Conclave rap

Way too much time stuck in traffic! | 3-13-13 | Dangus

[dangus]

I can't believe I wrote a rap lyric, and it might just be the nerdiest rap lyric ever, but you gotta admit, the rhymes are pretty good:

Get up in the morning, time to break my fast,

but I'm wondering how long with the conclave will last.

Turn on the TV as I eat my pamplemousse,

Waitin' to see if the cardinal has shouted "Habemus."

Anchor comes on and right at once he goes

chatting with the papal nuncios.

Straight to morning mass after the curial liaisons,

just in time for the kyrie eleisions.

Father's pretty sure the pope'll be a Latino,

I'm left wondering what on Earth does he know

I'll admit, it'd be fun to have a little picante

to end the Vatican's sede vacante

But as I go to receive the eucharist,

I get a feeling it'll be the guy from Bucharest.

You can call me strange, call me a wierdo,

But my guess is now that it'll be Pope Erdo.