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[SATIRE] Catholic Church Switches To Flavored Communion
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Posted on 12/05/2013 7:24:51 AM PST by Alex Murphy
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According to O'Malley, the first batch of new wafers will be made available in three flavors: chocolate, cinnamon, and Ritz. The plan is to taste test the varieties at some of the more tolerable parishes in the region, like throughout South Boston, and then expand the more successful kinds into other dioceses. "Wow, Jesus never tasted so good," said 47-year-old Darren St. Clair, one of a dozen to participate in a focus group that helped to select the initial flavor offerings. "The only problem I see is that this could extend Mass when everybody starts going back for a second helping of the Lord."
To: All
If you can read, you've been warned.
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:27:02 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Alex Murphy
In bad taste all round. (The flavoring would render the matter invalid—but you did get me to click the link.)
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:29:12 AM PST
by
Hieronymus
( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
To: Alex Murphy
I could actually see this happening at the chapel at Notre Dame—or maybe Georgetown.
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:29:41 AM PST
by
SC_Pete
To: Alex Murphy
Hah! At first glance, I thought it said “flavored Communism.”
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:30:30 AM PST
by
C. Edmund Wright
(Tokyo Rove is more than a name, it's a GREAT WEBSITE)
To: Alex Murphy
For a second I thought it said "Flavored Communism".
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:30:45 AM PST
by
BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
To: Alex Murphy
Its soo hard to tell these days
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:30:59 AM PST
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Hieronymus; Alex Murphy
I agree about the flavoring making the host invalid. Is that correct or not, Alex?
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:31:32 AM PST
by
MSSC6644
(Defeat Satan: pray the Rosary.)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:35:28 AM PST
by
shove_it
(long ago Orwell and Rand warned us of ObamaÂ’s America)
To: Alex Murphy
IBTSC
(In before the satirically challenged)
To: MSSC6644; Alex Murphy
It tweaked (twerked?) my interest sufficiently so that I clicked on some of their other stories:
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And BTW, flavoring thing would render the matter of the Eucharist invalid.
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:36:09 AM PST
by
Mrs. Don-o
("Faith with love is the faith of Christians; without love, it is the faith of demons." - Ven. Bede)
To: Alex Murphy
Careful! There is no satire so outlandish and bizarre that it will not be taken seriously by a goodly number of readers.
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:36:33 AM PST
by
count-your-change
(you don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough)
To: Alex Murphy
Flavored communion?
Pssh. My church is more modern that that.
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:39:08 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Alex Murphy
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:49:46 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: Gamecock; markomalley
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posted on
12/05/2013 7:50:25 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Responsibility2nd
"the centuries-old bland wheat flour-based communion wafers"
Are they saying Jesus tastes bland? Did they get that idea from Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code," or are the corporate manufacturers of the wafer using sub-par Jesus flesh?
To: thetallguy24
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posted on
12/05/2013 8:01:07 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Cicero
Funny or not isn’t really the point. With some posters, it’s a wondrous relief to see that they finally realize their posts are fiction.
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
Very nice point Hegewisch.
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posted on
12/05/2013 8:10:42 AM PST
by
Hieronymus
( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
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