'Pardon me sir, can you tell me the name of a dentist whose last name begins with "Mc?"'

Vanity

[Gamecock]

Where have we heard stories like this before?

Man accused of writing 'N*****' on receipt given to black Red Lobster waitress sues.
NJ restaurant parts ways with gay waitress who claimed she was stiffed on tip.

[Alex Murphy]

"Can I ask why you need a Protestant dentist? Would a Catholic dentist be able to help? I know several Catholic dentists." Her eyes narrowed and her voice grew grave. "Catholics control the world through the Vatican. If you go to a Catholic dentist they will put microphones in your teeth so the Jesuits can spy on you." I tried to keep a straight face and calmly replied, "You're kidding?!? I'm a Catholic foot surgeon and I never knew that!"

I wonder what Catholic foot surgeons implant under your toenails?

[Brian Kopp DPM]

Except this story is true and this woman actually exists. Read the local news story below then tell all of us how unbelievable this tale is.

http://www.tribune-democrat.com/local/x413852425/My-visions-are-never-wrong?mobRedir=false

Then say a prayer for the poor woman.

[Gamecock]

Don’t you think that including that this women has some seious mental issues was kind of important up front?

[The_Republic_Of_Maine]

"Oh, great! You two had to let the cat out of the bag! You are interfering with our world domination."

I'm sorry, but not to fear the dentist of the world will come up, with the help of NSA, another way to ease drop on us.

[Brian Kopp DPM]

LOL!

Don’t you think you should at least read the OP before you comment?

[Bulwyf]

Sounds like a good guy. It’ll be a couple weeks before I can contribute, but I will look that up a bit later.

[Alex Murphy]

say a prayer for the poor woman.

When does the gossip end and the prayers start?

[Gamecock]

I did, and yet it was written in such a way theat she was accused as Roman Catholic bashing by many.

[peeps36]

I knew a diabetic guy who went to a foot surgeon with a last name that started with MC. He went to the office every week or two to have his toenails clipped. I heard a lot of people complain about this doctor over the years but he did ok on my ingrown toenails. The diabetic wasn't so lucky. The doctor nicked both his feet one day and they both became infected. He had to have both feet amputated when the infection couldn't be controlled. As far as I know the doctor lost his operating room privileges for a few years.

[CatherineofAragon]

Starring Shannen Doherty and Christopher Lloyd! Apparently the “Sharknado” people were behind it.

[Alex Murphy]

"There's always time for dental hygiene. You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?"

[Brian Kopp DPM]

When does the ranting end and the prayers start? Maybe the anti-Carholics should rant less and pray more. Then they would no longer jog memories like this one.

[rwa265]

My dentist’s name is Sheinbein. I don’t know what religion he is, but he’s a very good dentist.

[MrB]

A Catholic foot surgeon will secretly implant pedometers so the Jesuits can tell how far you walk.

Don’t tell anybody...

[GOYAKLA]

Years ago, I had a Dentist named Hertz(true!).
He had a magnetic personality. I visited him with frequency.