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How I Predict Divorce Based on the Wedding Cake
Kevin A. Thompson ^ | Apr 12, 2013 | Kevin A. Thompson

Posted on 05/30/2014 7:00:51 AM PDT by Gamecock

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1 posted on 05/30/2014 7:00:51 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Ahhh, the Wedding Cake.

The worlds most fattening food.

Right after after the bride eats it, she gains 20 pounds.

(ba doom shish!)


2 posted on 05/30/2014 7:05:46 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Gamecock
Q. What food cures nymphomania?

A. Wedding cake

3 posted on 05/30/2014 7:05:59 AM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: Gamecock

My sister made our wedding cake: simple, delicious and BEAUTIFUL because my sister was beautiful!


4 posted on 05/30/2014 7:06:50 AM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: Gamecock
There might be something to this theory. At our wedding, my wife and I gently fed each other the cake with a plastic fork. The pictures were so boring that they didn't even make it into our wedding album.

But we celebrated our 30th anniversary in March with our children and grandkids.

5 posted on 05/30/2014 7:10:40 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Gamecock

Very interesting.....thanks


6 posted on 05/30/2014 7:10:54 AM PDT by Faith65 (Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior!)
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To: Gamecock

My exchange with my ex was gentle and respectful. How did that predict she’d have an affair with my son’s tae kwon do instructor?


7 posted on 05/30/2014 7:11:12 AM PDT by Buckeye Battle Cry (Audentis Fortuna Iuvat)
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To: Gamecock
When I saw the headline, I thought this was about the sharing of the wedding cake.

I told my bride-to-be (at the time) that I was just going to hold it up for her to take a bite, none of the stupid smashing-into-the-face stuff. She did the same and that was 22 years ago.

8 posted on 05/30/2014 7:12:03 AM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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Here ya go!!

The fun starts at the 4:00 mark..Listen to the crowd..er guests..urging them to "Smash it!!"

9 posted on 05/30/2014 7:14:19 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: FatherofFive

lol


10 posted on 05/30/2014 7:14:35 AM PDT by ghost of stonewall jackson (An amateur built the Ark; professionals built the Titanic)
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To: Gamecock
It was unthinkable (is that even a word?) to me to embarrass my bride at the reception by shoving a piece of cake into her face. She gently offered me a piece too, and we've been happily married for 22 years now.

But I've been shocked at some recent weddings I've attended. Something isn't right when so many young people of today feel the need to publicly demean their new spouse at the cake exchange.

I don't like this new "tradition" at all.

11 posted on 05/30/2014 7:16:41 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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An even better one...

Watch the whole thing...are they still married???

12 posted on 05/30/2014 7:16:42 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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Here's one with a twist

She must hate her maid of honor...

13 posted on 05/30/2014 7:20:04 AM PDT by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Flycatcher

I think there is something to be said about one’s ability to let a little playfulness at the cake exchange roll off their back so to speak. If you can remain jovial after all of the stresses of the day and deal with it in a playful manner, a lot can be gleaned from that as well.

It doesn’t have to be outright smashing of the cake into your partners face, but a little playfulness well received can show comfort and trust with your partner also.


14 posted on 05/30/2014 7:21:19 AM PDT by jurroppi1 (The only thing you "pass to see what's in it" is a stool sample. h/t MrB)
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To: Gamecock

You can learn a lot by observing behavior closely.

Priests are fortunate to be too busy to attend wedding receptions.

I’m going to my hippy nephew’s wedding this summer. I’m actually looking forward to it. It should be a hoot. And who knows? It might last.


15 posted on 05/30/2014 7:21:28 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Gamecock

Over a half century ago, I helped my dad (A wedding photographer) in the darkroom. As the silvery images emerged on the paper under the red safelight, I especially noticed things in “The Feeding of the Cake”.

Even as a 9 year old, I found myself making similar observations!

There were some real brutal smashers, even way back then.


16 posted on 05/30/2014 7:22:11 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: ken5050

I am sure the events staff enjoyed cleaning up the mess.


17 posted on 05/30/2014 7:26:58 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: jurroppi1
Agreed.

Gentle playfulness is a sign of an abiding affection.

18 posted on 05/30/2014 7:28:16 AM PDT by Flycatcher (God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
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To: Gamecock

If cake-smashing is a “tradition” then why not go all out and have a food fight? Just splat your future mother-in-law thoroughly and you can all yuk it up and look back fondly in twenty years.

What is good and desirable about ruining someone’s appearance and causing embarrassment in front of a crowd of family and close friends during an important milestone in life?

There’s not anything good about it.


19 posted on 05/30/2014 7:28:19 AM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: Gamecock

Our son’s first marriage ended in divorce after his wife had an affair four months after their wedding. Looking back there were lots of signs that their relationship was not a happy one. His spouse was dominating and never shared any of his interests. Things were always her way and their relationship was never playful. Fortunately he met another young lady and their relationship blossomed. They will be married this fall and our whole family is thrilled. Our daughter and her husband just celebrated their fourth anniversary. Things haven’t been easy, but she is married to a remarkable guy who we have adopted into our family. My wife and I will celebrate 36 years of marriage this summer.


20 posted on 05/30/2014 7:34:29 AM PDT by The Great RJ
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