[cloudmountain]

Grand prize is a Fiat. Second prize is two Fiats.

Lol. The Italians DO make absolutely beautiful cars, silk scarves..so many things. But, their "maquinas" are like their government: that is, nothing works.

[Alex Murphy]

The Italians DO make absolutely beautiful cars, silk scarves..so many things. But, their "maquinas" are like their government: that is, nothing works. 

I knew a man who claimed that he slept with dozens of women, attracted to him because he drove a Fiat sports car. He claimed that he would never have to pay for sex, as long as he owns it. I told him he already was paying for it, only the money was going to his mechanic.