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Martin Luther responds to some @JoelOsteen tweets
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Posted on 12/05/2014 2:03:54 PM PST by Gamecock
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ybpdln
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:03:54 PM PST
by
Gamecock
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To: Gamecock
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:08:19 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Gamecock
Is Osteen just a robot designed to spew out taglines for motivational posters? He certainly seems to like to hear his own words more than the Word of God.
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:09:47 PM PST
by
Boogieman
To: Gamecock
Somebody on FR has a tagline that reads something like “Joel Osteen is a Gospel Preacher like Colonel Sanders is a military man” LOL
Freegards
LEX
To: Gamecock
I’m no fan of Joel but at least he never preaches to burn down synagogues.
To: lexington minuteman 1775
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:14:06 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
To: humblegunner; shibumi; Eaker
... 'gunner thinks I'm hot?!
To: RushingWater
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:16:10 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
To: Servant of the Cross; humblegunner; shibumi; Eaker
You would think Joel would get her the same personal trainer though.
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:18:58 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
To: Gamecock
Could be you.LOL. Very creative tagline it was. I kinda prefer to call the Osteens “fluff and fold” Kinda like your local laundrymat...you look clean but you are not fully washed in the blood.then five minutes to fluff dry an be “looking good” but no depth.
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LEX
To: Gamecock
I’m awfully sorry. Martin Luther is simply not Protestant enough.
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:19:12 PM PST
by
Kenny Bunk
(The fate of the Republic rests in the hands of the '15 -16 Congress. God help us.)
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:20:11 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
To: Gamecock
Took guts to nail his ‘I Have a Dream’ theses on the church door.
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:20:43 PM PST
by
Ken H
(What happens on the internet stays on the internet.)
To: lexington minuteman 1775
I didn’t come up with it, found it out on the interweb.
You have a good analogy BTW.
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:21:11 PM PST
by
Gamecock
(Joel Osteen is a preacher of the Gospel like Colonel Sanders is an Army officer.)
To: Boogieman
It’s sad that so many people follow this fraud.
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:23:38 PM PST
by
Bogey78O
(We had a good run. Coulda been great still.)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:25:40 PM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Gamecock
These are my favorite ones:
"You are an excellent person, as skillful, clever, and versed in Holy Scripture as a cow in a walnut tree or a sow on a harp." "There you are, like butter in sunshine."
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posted on
12/05/2014 2:25:57 PM PST
by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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