[markomalley]

While the article, itself, is satire...how long will it be before the pinkshirts start to do something similar? After all, they seek out bakeries, photographers, and florists right now...

[cynwoody]

My question is, Is it straight-thru or cross-over?

[Josa]

Maybe.....Christian businesses could start placing a Christian symbol or verse on all products produced. If its standard practice for ALL production can it be prohibited?

[outofsalt]

"he wanted to buy a gay extension cord"

AC/DC?

[mosesdapoet]

WHY I HAVE AN ILLUMINATED CROSS AS A PROTEST

When are those so called democrats who are really “democratic” in name only and belong to a political party which espouses one perfect world socialist state ever going to be called out on their core beliefs ? Nooo that wouldn’t be bi-partisan !

Ask any of those so called GOPES (Government Over the People Elite Statists) campaign advisors about depressing the “democrat” vote and you get a lecture.Democrat core beliefs showed up with booing the mention of God in 2012 which made it official.

They’ve declared a war on religion because it opposes their agenda particularly Christianity.Which I for one now have an illumiuated crucifix at night in my front yard facing the street (Highway) as a statement. And encourage others do as well

A DEMOCRAT apparently doesn’t believe there’s such a thing as the Ten Commandments or sin because everything that leaves their mouths is a lie. But I have yet to hear a Republican candidate even suggest even in jest mention why “democrat” lying is part of their core belief ? Never mind the use of their positions promoting crony capitalism campaign contributers who took our money to finance alternate energy plans spending billions that went belly up at our expense while leaving our infastructure to fall apart......

Why ? Because it isn’t being bi-partisan or lets not forget the other trap being politically correct.. Which is nothing more than a perverted effort to silence opposition to a socialist agenda.

[NewHampshireDuo]

Well, if you get both a gay and a lesbian extension cord, you can plug one into the other and make a regular cord. With regard to people, the comparable image is rather horrifying.

[Alex Murphy]

The Catholic owners of “Joe’s Hardware” in Atchison, Kansas are defending themselves against a federal lawsuit that accuses them of violating equal protection laws because they refused to sell a same-sex extension cord to a customer last month. The plaintiff in the lawsuit is Flip Rosco, a poodle trainer from Greenwich Village. During a press conference announcing the lawsuit, Mr. Rosco caused some initial confusion when he was asked what he was doing in Atchison in the first place. “Looking for a Catholic hardware store to sue,” he proclaimed, to a few raised eyebrows. “Love wins,” he quickly added, which seemed to satisfy the assembled crowd.

The plaintiff:

[CPT Clay]

Consciencous Objector Status?

[Gamecock]

LOL! Or is it more appropriate to sob.

[kjam22]

A gay extension cord? Wow... and I thought they were all straight.

[DoodleDawg]

If you’re going to write a parody then I suggest you pick a state where homosexuals are a protected ciass. Kansas law doesn’t prohibit discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.

[SgtHooper]

In engineering of yesteryear, we called female-female BNC barrel connectors, “double a$$hole connectors”.