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BREAKING : Pope Francis to Pontificate on Easter Sunday at Traditional Latin Mass in St. Peter's Basilica!
Vox Cantoris ^
| Friday, April 1, 2022
| Vox Cantor
Posted on 04/01/2022 10:34:54 AM PDT by ebb tide
BREAKING : Pope Francis to Pontificate on Easter Sunday at Traditional Latin Mass in St. Peter's Basilica!
VATICAN CITY - In a surprise announcement this morning, the Director of the Vatican Press office announced that Pope Francis will celebrate a Pontifical Mass in St. Peter's Basilica on Easter Sunday morning. It will be in reparation for the worship of the Amazonian idol and the betrayal of the real Catholics in Communist China and the worldwide closure of churches, suspension of the public Mass and the withholding of the Sacraments due to the Chinese Communist Party Virus.
The Holy Father has been studying in secreto the Traditional liturgy and has been so moved by it he has revoked Tradtionis Custodes. The Pope was ordained in 1969 right after the implementation of the Novus Ordo Missae by Pope Paul VI. Although he is familiar with the ancient Mass of his youth and years in seminary he has never celebrated it as a priest. Sources would neither confirm nor deny reports that the Society of St. Pius X has been quietly working behind the scenes with the Pontiff on the liturgical fine points.
Pope planning to sing and genuflect!
When asked about singing the Mass, our sources indicated, "Well he is a Jesuit after all, but Pope Francis will chant quietly in recto tono those parts of the Mass particular to him as the Holy Father has some difficulty with singing. Questions have also arisen to the fact that there are so many genuflections in the traditional liturgy and the Pope only bows in the Ordinary Form at the Consecration. Sources indicate that the Pope "will do his best" and receive assistance from now Bishop Marini who will reprise his role as Papal Master of Ceremonies.
Papal Court re-established!
The Pope will enter St. Peter's Basilica carried on the sede gestatoria not used since the short pontificate of Pope John Paul I, suspected of being murdered by the wolves Pope Benedict XVI warned about. As for papal vesture, Monsignor Guido Marini verified that "the Pope will be properly dressed." This will include the fanon, buskins and gloves as shown in this photo of Pope Paul VI. In fact, he will wear these exact vestments as shown including the mitre as these were used by Pope Paul VI the last Pontiff to celebrate the most solemn and ancient liturgy of the Latin Rite in St. Peter's Basilica.
It was also announced that the papal court has been reconstituted today in the Motu Proprio "Quis ego sum iudex nimis?" (click on link) by Pope Francis and the procession will include the ostrich feathered flabellum not seen in over a half-century. In an effort to dissuade fears amongst PETLNFB -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Large Non Flying Birds, Burke said that in "harmony with the encyclical on the environment, Laudato si, no ostriches were harmed in the accumulation of feathers." Sources could not confirm if the Holy Father would wear the Papal Tiera.
Father Tom Rosica, CSB integral to this development
It was also announced that Father Thomas J. Rosica, CSB, formerly of Salt + Light Television, Canada's Catholic Channel of Hope has been invited back to handle the worldwide broadcast.
Sources indicate that between cleaning bedpans for retired Basilians at Presentation House, the once discredited and now rehabilitated plagiarist has been secretly studying the traditional rites and has been consulting with experts at the Toronto Traditional Mass Society on the finer points of
the liturgy. Father Rosica is studiously preparing to celebrate the Extraordinary Form of the Roman Rite and the Ego Sum Vox Cantoris Schola Cantorum is expected to provide the Gregorian chant.
Countering speculation that this story is too far-fetched to be true, a new fresco has been unveiled outside the entrance to the Chapel of the Hotel Santa Marta where the Pope says Mass daily to commemorate the event which should answer any doubts as to the veracity of this announcement.
TOPICS: Catholic
KEYWORDS: aprilfools
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:34:54 AM PDT
by
ebb tide
To: Al Hitan; Fedora; irishjuggler; Jaded; JoeFromSidney; kalee; markomalley; miele man; Mrs. Don-o; ...
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:35:40 AM PDT
by
ebb tide
(Where are the good fruits of the Second Vatican Council? Anyone?)
To: ebb tide
You halfway had me for a minute.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:41:29 AM PDT
by
billakay
To: ebb tide
Great news, ET. Tell me, will Bergoglio also finally announce that, henceforth, he will answer to the title “Vicar of Christ”?
To: billakay
If they had just left it at the Latin mass I’d have been sufficiently fooled!
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:47:23 AM PDT
by
Skywise
To: ebb tide
Doesn’t POPE ‘pontificate’ everywhere he is or goes by definition?.............
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:50:18 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: ebb tide
Shouldn’t he be doing it via ZOOM to keep his carbon footprint small!
After all he pontificates to US etc to do so.
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:51:59 AM PDT
by
Harpotoo
(Being a socialist is a lot easier than having to WORK like the rest of US:-))
To: ebb tide
I should just stop reading news on April 1. I do get so disappointed
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posted on
04/01/2022 10:56:50 AM PDT
by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: ebb tide
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posted on
04/01/2022 11:07:30 AM PDT
by
Romulus
To: ebb tide
To: one guy in new jersey
lol, i do remember when JPII said he’d considered returning to Poland and becoming the Vicar of Warsaw...
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posted on
04/01/2022 11:10:58 AM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
To: ebb tide
Please God, some jokes really should come true.
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posted on
04/01/2022 11:22:09 AM PDT
by
chajin
("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
To: ebb tide
Who gives a flying sexual intercourse? Definitely not worthy of a breaking news alert.
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posted on
04/01/2022 11:26:12 AM PDT
by
AlaskaErik
(In time of peace, prepare for war.)
To: ebb tide
i wonder if francis is livid about Desantis in florida and his anti-grooming bill?
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posted on
04/01/2022 11:41:35 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: ebb tide
April Fool’s joke of the day.
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posted on
04/01/2022 11:52:13 AM PDT
by
FamiliarFace
(I wish “smart resume” would work for the real world so I could FF through the Biden admin BS.)
To: ebb tide
Sidd Finch is scheduled to be the starting pitcher for the Mets that same day.
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posted on
04/01/2022 12:03:12 PM PDT
by
Captain Walker
("If you think tough men are dangerous, wait until you see what weak men are capable of."- J Peterson)
To: ebb tide
The Babylon Bee staff must be moonlighting
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posted on
04/01/2022 12:28:14 PM PDT
by
Oscar in Batangas
(An Honors Graduate from the Don Rickles School of Personal Verbal Intercourse)
To: ebb tide
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posted on
04/01/2022 4:05:39 PM PDT
by
sitetest
(Professional patient. No longer mostly dead. Again. It's getting to be a habit. )
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