LOL!
"Why is that woodchuck in dress slacks?" -husband
"The instructions said to 'dress woodchuck before cooking' so I did!" -wife
reminds me of a story from back home:::::>
a TX AGGIE went hunting one day in the woods. he came upon a clearing with a nubile miss, sunbathing as God made her.
he said, "are you game?".
she allowed that she was. so he shot her.
for non-TEXICANS out there, AGGIES are NOT known for their intelligence & sophistication, but they are easy to please!
rotflmRao!
free dixie,sw
Groan. ;-)