Posted on 09/18/2001 8:21:13 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
I shall see what I can do fer you, my FRiend. Got some great pictures of you and me at the March Fer Justice last August...Angelwood, Sauropod, AGreatPer, MudPappy, MudMama, the kids...finally figgered out how to use my durned scanner and will post to this thread as time permits...
FReegards...MUD
"If I Were the President"
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
BTW...the "**" is were I need the assistance of the FReeperGal Chorus...LOL!!
"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd"
FReegards...MUD
I think I'm gonna be mad
I think it's today, yeah
the traitor who brought us all down
is gettin' away, yeah
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
the sheeple don't care
I don't know why he's not in the clink
he didn't play fair, he didn't rule right you see
he left us souvenirs in the sink
he wasn't impeached, he hasn't paid for his spree
I think I'm gonna get mad
'cuz China bought Slick, yeah
and no one's arrested his butt
it's making me sick, yeah
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
and Ashcroft don't care
and Ashcroft don't care
and Ashcroft don't care
Well done Mud...
How 'bout a Southern Rock Classic? Tom Petty's "Refuge"..."you don't have to live like a refuge..."
-OR-
"Ahab the Arab"? Both have potential....
Come on sleepy head,
it's been such a long long while.
That the world's almost forgotten
the brilliance of your smile.
Let's fly to Damascus
We'll go skipping cross the dunes.
We'll have such fun, we'll outshine the Sun,
and shout echoes off the Moon.
I just heard the doorbell.
Take a guess who came around?
It's the jolly old Fat Man,
whose footsteps shake the ground.
My bright shining boyo,
you've been sleeping far too long.
Time to climb from your deep deep bed,
and sing your happy song.
Come open your present,
take a look what you just got.
A brand new cobalt jacket!
Man I tell you these are hot.
Little Boy time to go now -
Bring your friend the Fat Man too.
We'll have such fun, we'll outshine the Sun,
when we dance in the dust of Kabul.
Definitely got potential, mi amigo...and I like to use of the subtle taunt, "and Ashcroft don't care". Of course, I realize that this may indicate that you are now somehow "anti-Ashcroft" in some of the more fervent BushBacker packs that roam this Forum, looking for prey...however, you--and I--would certainly love to see those words changed to "and Ashcroft does care...'cuz Ashcroft's Justice...is the Final Justice!!"
OTOH, your mistake was in not naming the song's original Artiste's name directly under the revised title...this is good in two ways...first, it gives proper accreditation to the Artiste who inspired you to such brilliance. Second, it helps folks like me understand the motivation behind your offering. I've developed the habit of immediately running to my vast CD collection and pulling out the proper CD, then popping in it to the CD player and playing the song while I read your version...I know I oughtsta know, but who sings "Ticket to Ride"?
FReegards, and I look forward to further efforts being posted--or linked, your call--to this thread. That goes for anyone else out there as well. THE ISSUE IS JUSTICE!!
FReegards...MUD
GREAT SONG, my FRiend...I'm popping the CD in my pickup right now as I go pick up my daughter after missin' the dumplin' fer three days and I'll have you the song back by COB tomorrow.
FReegards...MUD
Thank you sooooooooooo much.
FReegards...MUD
BTW, you have MudMail.
"MUD's Open Letter to the Vast, LeftWing Media Whore'd"
FReegards...MUD
BTW...bring yer FRiends to the Party.
Thanks for letting me barge into your regular scheduled program. And a big thanks to everyone who helped with good wishes, bumps and donations! FR will be around for another 3 months!
UNITED WE STAND
I agree...great idea!! Compete on a per-FReeper basis, so the smaller states have a chance. OTOH...One big spender from Wyoming could throw the whole competition off...although that wouldn't be an altogether bad thing either.
FReegards...MUD
BTW...if it wasn't fer JimRob, there wouldn't be no FreeRepublic.com!! Help out with a buck or two, Lurkers!!
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