Posted on 10/10/2001 3:19:21 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
Bizarre? No sir! I work with many of these types of ladies who have personally confided this stuff to me! At first I found it bizarre coming from their mouths. One of them was married to a guy who she walked over on a day-to-day basis all the time. The guy finally wised up to her game and divorced her! The sad thing aobut it was she was in her later 40's, attractive, and has a 20 year old daughter who she is raising on the same mentality. If more men would wisen up to stuff like this they'd put the lawyers out of business because lawyers like Gloria Alred thrive on stuff like this. What's sad is that where there is one's misery another profits off of it. One's indolence becomes another's gain. These Femi-Nazi groups are miserable with themselves and the only ones who "appear" to take to their side are the ones who gain from it the most.
Lawyers
Doctors
Psychiatrists
Professors
Publishers
Sad? Bizarre? Call it what you want. I call it living reality because I have personally witnessed it at school and at my job. I refuse to have the wool pulled over my eyes. I see it for what it is; and not what it should be.
FReegards...MUD
Then again, nobody's ever gonna open my eyes to the unlimited potential of FR like Paul Cruce.
Yep...Lib'rals are Ugly, inside especially...MUD
My bad...the pretty lady in the picture was running around MFL II making things happen and I couldda sworn somebody had said that was Joanie-f...
"Here she is last year at the Father's Day Fifty Million Round March..."
Man oh man, am I a sucker fer a gal with a pistol or what?! LOL!!
"Regards, Connie (Joanie's little sister)"
Nice to meet you, Connie, and FReegards to you...Steve
I did, but my Wahoos collapsed at the end, unfortunately. I've had season tickets for quite awhile and I cannot recall the fans being quite as riled up as we were for this game...although I heard it was like this when we upset Florida State in '95. Place was packed and it was special because I brought both my kids and Jake--my three-year-old--was simply enthralled with the "gazillion people"...LOL!! The Missuz was feeling a bit under the weather so my parents and I took the kids so Mommy could catch up on some rest.
Funny little story...one of my best friends from college was supposed to go but backed out at the last minute and now I know why. His father is a huge DemocRAT Donor and very much behind Mark Warner's ill-fated bid fer Governor (Earley 60%-Warner 35%...SITYS!!)...well, my buddy had told me that his dad was going to be in the Wachovia Luxury Box with Douglas Wilder (Louis--my buddy's Ol' Man--was Governor Wilder's Number One contributor when he had won that race and Mark Warner was Wilder's Campaign Manager) and, possibly, Mark Warner was gonna be there as well.
Anyway, I left my parents watching the kids for a few minutes and ventured over to try to sneak into the Wachovia box and stir up some trouble...LOL!! Security's extremely tight, so I knock on the door to the Luxury Box Concourse and give them a schpiel about my friend not being able to make it to the game but my needing to speak to Louis. Next, some DemocRAT Press Manager comes out to talk to me and I smooth-talk him into runnin' and fetchin' Louis...LOL!! Well, Louis comes out and greets me as an old friend--he's an Architect/Developer, too, and I used to work for him--and I thought I'd about had him snowed enough to let me in the Wachovia Box when I let him know of my intentions for visiting said box, "Louis, I heard y'all got a bunch of high-falootin' Lib'ral DemocRATS in there and I just wanted to razz 'em a bit!!" Louis says, "Mudboy, yer a Republican?!" I said, "Hell yeah, Ol' Man, you'll never catch me voting or contributing to the campaign of one of them there Socialist Big Guv'ment Whores!! Tell me the TRUTH, you got Doug Wilder in there, don'tcha?! Can I join the Party?!" Louis guffawed and said, "I'm not letting you in, MUD!!" to which I bellicosely replied, "What'cha SCAIRT of?!" He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!"
I was grinnin' like a Cheshire Cat all the way back to my MUCH BETTER seats!!
=^D...MUD
Alright...now I know what you are talking about. My second-oldest brother's in the Air Force and he and his wife and child are stationed in Germany and they sent us a bunch of German-baked goods last Christmas. The spicy chocolate was hard for me to get used to at first, but before long I was wolfin' that stuff down!!
So you make it from scratch?! Might need to get the recipe...MUD
Thank you, sir...nice to make yer acquaintance!!
"I'm a cubie (cubicle worker who spends most his time reading these forums while at work). Not extremist. Like to keep an open mind about things."
Well, young'un, you stick around here long enuff and we'll make an EXTREMIST RIGHTWINGWHACKO outta you yet!! This open-minded hogwash is fer the birds...you got Good and you got Evil (aka Right versus Left/Wrong) and you guessed it, we're the Good Guys!! Ain't that Right, Sam!!
FReegards...MUD
Thanks...my PR folks liked that one, too.
LOL...MUD
Don't know where in Virginia you live, but me and some FReepers are gonna meet at Awful Arthur's in Richmond's Shockoe Bottom one evening next week. Great seafood...good beer. FReepMail me fer particulars if yer interested.
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
"Bizarre? No sir! I work with many of these types of ladies who have personally confided this stuff to me!"
What I was calling bizarre was this delusional construct these Femi-Nazis have about Men hating Women...LOL!! Sure, y'all nag too much, pick at way too many nits, and tend to emotionalize yer political decisions, but Women have their positive aspects as well!!
"These Femi-Nazi groups are miserable with themselves and the only ones who "appear" to take to their side are the ones who gain from it the most...Lawyers Doctors Psychiatrists Professors Publishers"
Yep...the Victimhood Industry!! I've got some ideas about how to put many of these folks outta business, but I wanna concentrate on gettin' Slick Willie IMPRISONED fer the time being.
"I refuse to have the wool pulled over my eyes. I see it for what it is; and not what it should be."
Yer Good People, my FRiend...MUD
Good...MUD
Watch this, Ms. Jade...ChaseR can't load these "Black" threads after they get over 250-300 posts. So just between you, me, and the lamppost, please back off of the guy a tad...he's actually a pretty good dude, albeit a bit high-strung. How'd it ever get so personal between y'all?!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...who's got dibs on naming the Lib'ral TROLL who cut/pastes this to ChaseR via FReepMail?!
"INDICT Willie!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")
Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"
INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!
Country's heard too many lies...
MUD's gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!
INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!
(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)
Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!
INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!
And the Centaurs can play this song like a charm...MUD
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