Posted on 10/10/2001 3:19:21 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
"Message from Skies: Surrender or DIE, you Pork-Eatin', Bastard Spawn of Satan Himself!!!!"'n Bump Back to you, my FRiend"...aka MFS:SODYPEBSOSHBBTY...MUD
BTW...headin' up to C'Ville fer the UVA-FSU game tonite...look fer me on ESPN!!! T-Man...what'cha scairt of?!
I crack myself up...MUD
Yeah...I smother mine with Muenster cheese, so it's really more like a big calzone.
"As an experiment I came up with making Spinach and Tuna Quiche. It was pretty good."
As long as it's fresh-caught tuna, sounds great. But I cannot fer the life of me understand how folks stomach the krap comin' out of the cans.
"You can tell I love to eat."
Me too...MUD
What's that, SB?
FReegards...MUD
FReegards...MUD
MFJ III FReegards...MUD
BTW...who's the chick with the camera and how could I get in touch with her today?!
Yep...that's me over there on the FAR RIGHT, sportin' my Tyranny Response Team ensemble...with Tinman just to my Left, of course (then again, with Tinman, it really just depends on what side of the bed he gets up on...LOL)!! But Jeff, would you be so kind as to explain to the folks who the other two gentlemen are, I ain't but so good with names.
FReegards...MUD
LOL...MUD
And yes, KLT, we FReeper Men are a Handsome Lot, Fair Maiden!!
Yes, that is true.....and we women aren't so bad ourselves.....We make those libs look real bad!
Here she is last year at the Father's Day Fifty Million Round March:
Regards,
Connie (Joanie's little sister) :)
Have a great game !!
Thanks so much Mud. This is a really neat picture.
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