Posted on 10/10/2001 3:19:21 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...=^D
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
He said simply, as he patted me on the back and headed back into the Luxury Box Concourse, "You, Mudboy, YOU!!"
PERFECT !
Is "insomnic" really a word? Ninety-nine more posts and I get to wow y'all with "Black III"'s lead song to be sung to The Band's "The Weight"...pretty kewl, eh?! Gonna start employing some photograph evidence of the existence of the Centaurs...LOL!!
I really ought to catch a few winks, but I napped coming back from the game and don't feel the least bit tired.
FReegards...MUD
Depends on what the meaning of "is," is, Mud.
Hell, you know that!!
Don't know if it's a word, but it's what I am nonetheless.
...& of all the things you are, I *never* imagined you a prig, for keyrists sake!!
You know?
~Can't figure out for the life of me, why you'd mess with the Leftist pigs as you do.
I mean, life's just too short.
Also a quote employed by both parents, the wife, Louis's son Stephen, my lead-guitarist Big Man, my rhythm-guitarist and "sound engineer" Fingers, my nemesis Disco, the li'l drummer boy aka WussBoy, backup singer Skeeter Johnson, that homeless guy Dave I met on the corner today and am employing tomorrow (altruistic act fer the day...thankyouverymuch!!), Landru (I think), my dentist, my boss, my boss's boss and his boss, Governor Gilmore, EX-Governor Wilder when I used to FReep his now-defunct radio show, Uncle Dickie Scaife, the Maja Rushie, Paul Silhan, and them nice fellers from Slick's Secret Service, when asked the question I ask of all my new acquaintances, "What'cha SCAIR'T of, BOY?!!!"
Thanks fer bein' there, SB...MUD
Take it back, you poltroon...MUD
Gotta go where the Sinners are, my FRiend...MUD
She also says I have to go to bed now...MUD
FReegards...MUD
I must've hit rock-bottom when at 4:19 am CST, I'm called a poltroon.
...by a prig, no less.
You're wife?
She's a wise wife.
Follow her to bed, Mudboy.
...& don't bitch.
{g}
LOL!
Lots of pics have been added to the album which is now permanently located on Nick Danger's site.
Check out FReeper Photo Album and send pics if you want to join in.
Can't think of anything I'd love more then indicting Bill, Hitlery and their creepettes!
Hey, when you put it that way, it don't sound half-bad.
LOL...MUD
De nada, senorita...MUD
Sorry, dude...I like exotic birds, too, but you just didn't strike me as a guy the way you git all hissy and indignant and stuff...LOL!! Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Rock on, brother...MUD
That's the first step...then comes the uncontrollable boogyin'!!
"Can't think of anything I'd love more then indicting Bill, Hitlery and their creepettes!"
It SHALL Be Done...MUD
I'm ready for that uncontrollable boogyin, MUD...
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