[Poohbah]

The terrorist is believed to be a member of Al Quesadilla, a shadowy group whose name translates to "The Special Education Jihadists."

In other words, he rode the short camel to school :o)

[Colt .45]

When questioned by authorities all Mr. Aydin could say was "It wasn't me ... man, it wasn't me! The sun was in my eyes, and my ping-pong paddle had a hole in it. There was a flood, and my luggage got lost. Really, there was this other dude named Memhet who took my identical leather skinned suitcase!"

When asked why his name was in the bio-suit he replied ... "Oh ... that is the suit I wear for Oleo parties!"