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TRASH . . . fun . . . TRASH . . . hillary's dark family secrets . . . AND . . . her own bizarre...: Crime/Corruption Breaking News Humor Keywords: NOT SHAVED DEODORANT STINKS ROTTEN RODHAM
Source: The NATIONAL ENQUIRER
Published: November 16, 1999 Author: BENNET BOLTON
Posted on 11/05/1999 23:44:47 PST by Socks C.

HILLARY'S DARK
FAMILY SECRETS

Her bumbling brothers embarrass the
White House with their nutty
get-rich-quick schemes

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. . . AND HER OWN BIZARRE PAST

HILLARY CLINTON was a workaholic mom, who refused to shave her legs or wear deodorant . . .

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WAIT till Hillary Clinton's snooty new neighbors in upstate New York get a load of her most embarrassing family secret - her kid brothers are such bumbling boobs that political insiders call them Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton.

When Hugh and Tony Rodham get on a roll with a get-rich-quick scheme, it's just like an episode from the classic "Honeymooners" TV series.

"There's a long history of siblings and relatives of Presidents and First Ladies who have been an embarrassment to the White House. Hugh and Tony Rodham have now joined that tainted list," veteran White House reporter Sarah McClendon told The ENQUIRER.

Humongous Hughie, 49 - who eats like food was going out of style - ran for the U.S. Senate from Florida, gave ludicrous speeches that showed little knowledge of the issues ... and on at least one occasion even forgot to introduce the First Lady after she flew in to campaign for him.

But that was nothing compared to the boys' latest caper - getting involved with shady characters in the former Soviet republic of Georgia in a nutty scheme to export hazelnuts to the West.

While Clinton has his hands full with his former cocaine-addict, failed singer brother Roger, Hillary has double trouble.

"The Secret Service detail at the White House has a code name for the Rodham bothers - Tweedledee and Tweedledum - after the roly-poly fat boys who scrapped and cut up in 'Alice in Wonderland,'" revealed a Washington source.

In their latest exploit, Hugh and his 45-year-old brother planned to raise $118 million to grow hazelnuts in the country of Georgia, then export them.

Hugh and Tony spent nine days in Russia chatting with political enemies of Georgian President Eduard Shevardnadze - who is a friend of the Clintons and a close ally of the United States.

"Their ineptitude almost ruined years of State Department diplomacy," declared an insider.

Shevardnadze complained bitterly to the United States when rival politician Aslan Abashidze - allegedly a close pal of a leading Russian mobster - boasted that the Rodhams' visit might be a sign that President Clinton would politically support Abashidze.

America's National Security Adviser, Sandy Berger, urged the Rodhams to pull out of the deal - and at first they had the gall to turn down his request. But then just hours later, the boys' Washington lawyer, James Hamilton, announced his clients would drop the venture because they did not want "to do any harm to the First Lady or the Administration."

In the wake of the scandal, Republican National Committee Chairman Jim Nicholson chided: "Normally, we excuse the Ralph Kramden-Ed Norton schemes of greedy First In-laws trying to trade off the family name. But these two hazelnuts didn't fall too far from the family tree."

But that reaction was mild compared to that of the President, who "called Tony and Hughie every name in the book," revealed a source.

This was not the first time the Rodhams ignited a major controversy.

Tony has worked as a Miami private eye and for the Democratic Party. Hugh was a Peace Corps volunteer, talk radio host and an assistant public defender in Miami before his failed attempt to become a U.S. Senator in 1994.

His feeble campaign was highlighted by stumbling through speeches and his refusal to say whether he had ever used drugs.

Incredibly, Hugh pursued this high government office even though he had never even voted until the 1992 presidential campaign.

At one rally in a retirement condo, Hillary waited in the wings to go on ... and waited ... and waited. But Hugh forgot to introduce her!

Finally the First Lady just trotted on without fanfare and asked, "Wasn't that a great speech?"

While on the stump as his brother's campaign manager, Tony didn't exactly bowl people over. In fact, he was described in a Washington Post article as "unshaven" and "bleary-eyed."

As Hillary's own Senate race gets set to kick off, she better be careful - her brothers may show up to campaign for her!

- BENNET BOLTON

. . . AND HER OWN BIZARRE PAST . . .

HILLARY CLINTON was a workaholic mom, who refused to shave her legs or wear deodorant - and a jealous shrew who used to search Bill's desk for evidence of his cheating.

Those are just some of the revelations of former Justice Dept. attorney and author Barbara Olson - who's written a startling new biography, "Hell to Pay: The Unfolding Story of Hillary Rodham Clinton."

Hillary's plan to run for the U.S. Senate from New York is only Step One, declared Olson in an exclusive interview. "She would like to be a presidential candidate!

"Hillary always saw Bill as a vehicle to power and saw him as a legacy to power on her own.

Her lust for power has always consumed her."

Author Olson is very familiar with the political scene. She served as the chief investigative counsel for the congressional committee that investigated the Clinton Travelgate scandal. She's also served as a general counsel in the U.S. Senate.

Long before the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Hillary was suspicious of Bill's roving eye. Way back in 1974, during his unsuccessful run for Congress, "Hillary went through Bill Clinton's desk on a search-and-de- stroy mission to tear up phone numbers she knew he collected during the day's campaigning," Olson writes in her book.

Hillary has always wanted to be seen as a forceful lawyer and serious political operative - so she pointedly paid little attention to her appearance.

She ignored her weight problem and wouldn't shave her legs or wear deodorant. She even bought her wedding dress "at the last minute, an off-the-rack item from Dillard's department store," writes Olson.

"Her appearance was her statement, a declaration for her need to appear serious." It infuriated Bills mother Virginia and drove Bill to seek out the kind of woman he had before he met Hillary, says the author.

Hillary finally started to care about her looks only after a powerful politician said she would damage her husband's career if she didn't do something.

After Bill became governor of Arkansas, ambitious Hillary became a whirlwind of activity. She spent so much time out of the governor's mansion making speeches that Olson writes Chelsea was "raised as much by Bill and nannies as by her mother."

At the age of 2, Chelsea would say, "Mommy go make 'peech," according to Olson.

But busy Hillary did find time to include Vince Foster in her life. She playfully called her handsome law associate "Vincenzo Fosterini," be- cause she felt he resembled a lawyer in "The Godfather."

Olson writes that Foster "had a mysterious way of appearing at her doorstep whenever the Governor was out of town."

When huffy Hillary swept into the White House, she acted as if she owned the Secret Service - cursing at agents and expecting them to carry her bags.

At one point, she became convinced the Secret Service was spying on her and wanted them replaced with FBI agents or private security.

She even believed former First Lady Barbara Bush might be collecting dirt on her, using a valet as a spy, according to the shocking biography The suspicious First Lady stays with her straying hubby for one reason - her "lust for power," explains Olson.

BUMP and for a reminder for me to post this thread at the USO Canteen thread to get the word out about the D.C.Chapter Freep Hillary.

Thanks so much Kristinn!!!!! Wish I could be there but we will help as much as we can.

Go get'em, kristinn and DC Chapter FReepers. Eagles UP

Where's the Silverware? Why, it's up the hill at Hillary!'s house of ill repute. Was that blue Chihuly bowl part of the 70 priceless treasures that the Clinton's slipped...oh, sorry...shipped to Arkansas to become part of their Liebrary treasure trove? Who gets the money from this fundraiser...and will Dan Rather be speaking there? Will the infamous black SUV with license plate "DNC" turn at the "Corrupt Democrats Turn Here sign?

Please come out and play...ummm...freep Hillary's fundraiser. You'll have a real good time.

Thanks for the rash, I mean trash. The Star magazine has a triple-barf-bag story this week about Hillary and Bill falling in love again as a result of the terrifying two hours on Sept. 11 when Hillary couldn't find Chelsea in NYC. I found myself missing Socks C. and his t#&&y pink background as I read the story in the checkout line.

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Hillary and Bill falling in love again as a result of the terrifying two hours on Sept. 11 when Hillary couldn't find Chelsea in NYC . . .

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Here's Hillary - helping with the War effort ! Link to StrangeCosmos She's so regal !

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PSST, hillary handlers: Your post-BOOING reverse-zoomorphic Zogby 'poll' PR setup notwithstanding, your client can't be elected dogcatcher, not even in Dogpatch.

I don't think even massive election fraud of the sort that got your loser client elected in New York will do it now-- post 9-11--a time when all beings still sentient after 8 years of the clintons finally understand fully the magnitude of the damage that clinton fecklessness and corruption have done to them, to their children, to their country...

Thanks. I love your work.

See you guys there (but it will be more like 6:30 or so; have to get off work first.)

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