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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
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To: noone
Poor seven year old!
Cancer, horrible illness!
Wants to get postcards.
181
posted on
01/17/2002 11:32:12 AM PST
by
noone
To: noone
Athiest O'Hair
In Court with the government
No Christian TV!
182
posted on
01/17/2002 11:37:14 AM PST
by
noone
To: f.Christian
Protections racket...
We need a hit MAN---
bull--janthrax has balls!
To: f.Christian
Komoto dragons...
Mama--papa--baby lizzards---
one bite-kiss--so long!
To: ErnBatavia
Monica is mad
Hold her at the East Gate, please.
Eleanor inside.
To: f.Christian
Read Darwin Awards
laugh out loud at idiots
I'll live forever
To: VRWCmember
Sheer brilliance
To: Slyfox
Searing course of flame,
Roars away with sonic boom.
Distant "puff" on mesa.
To: gridlock
whale explodes
large chunks of mammalian protein fly
All-State buys Cadillac
To: fish hawk
You bit off my face
Bad lizards! Bad lizards! Bad!
I'm now lizard poo
To: ValerieUSA
Vampire liberals...
one ride in the pimp mobile---
knuckles-knees touch ground!
To: f.Christian
f. Christian Haikus
3-6-4 syllables--huh?
What up wit dat, yo?
To: chookter
I'm counting fingers,
Suddenly, the lights go out!
Time to go home, Dude!
To: RikaStrom; uglybiker
Freeping on the job
What else is there to do here?
Freep, and freep again.
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posted on
01/17/2002 1:05:00 PM PST
by
Neets
To: chookter
Batman goes,"pow","bam"
Onomatopoeia
Buddy just goes,"splat".
To: LN2Campy
Headless corpse passes
On motorcycle, next lane
(Flying sheet metal)
To: gridlock
Andromeda's glow
Trevelled for two million years
To twinkle my eye.
To: Grampa Dave
No more fishing tales?
They have gone to the rivers
Flys more fun than words.
To: fish hawk
You blew it, fish hawk
Onomatopoeia gots
just six syllables
To: chookter
When I was a kid and made a bad face my mom used to say,"watch out or your face will stay that way". Well:
Talking in Haikus
Can become a bad habit
People are staring.
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