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Posted on 01/17/2002 4:50:52 AM PST by LN2Campy
Haiku...Urban Legends -- two intermittently occuring topics on this esteemed forum. Why not combine them??
What's this on mirror?
"WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!"
One night stand of DEATH!!
It's strange to awaken
In a bathtub full of ice.
HEY - where's my kidney!?!
"Speed trap" I flash them
As a helpful motorist
Only to get shot!!
OK, folks, knock yourselves out!!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: students
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To: Freemyland
Very funny I give you a giant LOL.
To: Slyfox
Perhaps fish hawk should
Go legit with his talents
and run for Congress
To: gridlock
You forgot the title:SPLAT
Wind roars in my ears
The heat burns, the noise deafens
The mesa grows large.
There, that's better.
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posted on
01/17/2002 10:43:13 AM PST
by
Slyfox
To: fish hawk;OneidaM
You're not invited
You'd look ugly in a dress
Stay in Hawaii
To: LN2Campy
Past that happened not,
See, he's only fifty-nine,
Alzheimers has hit.
To: SarahW
They took all I had
Except for film, and toothbrush
One week later: DOH!!
To: Freemyland
Carter--Clinton/gore...
architects of the millenium---
big hole in your head!
To: Freemyland
Freemylands idea
But I wont run for Congress
Applied IRS.
To: uglybiker
This has been fun...but
Got to go to Post Office
Your ass is bookmarked!!!~~{;^D
To: coloradan
Weenie hooks to right,
Only intern knows for sure.
First Lady, not even.
To: fish hawk
Chelsea almost kill'd
Whilst jogging nine-eleven
Bush tax cut on mind.
To: LN2Campy
Wedding Bells ring
Trip to the tanning parlor
Cooked from the inside!
172
posted on
01/17/2002 11:01:05 AM PST
by
noone
To: LN2Campy
So many haiku--
What a bunch of gundeckers;
Ought to be working!!
To: noone
Mom'll fix those nits
Kerosene them damn suckers
My Marlboro -- WHOOOOOSH
To: noone
Procreation device...
no defenses-trickery---
reality is relentless!
To: LN2Campy
O Eddie Haskell
Rumored to be Johnnie Wadd
But small in the pants
176
posted on
01/17/2002 11:10:15 AM PST
by
Jhensy
To: Jhensy
How long before...
monica blubber beauty---
is put back to sleep!
To: f.Christian
Mrs. Condit calls...
you answer the phone---
surely you will die!
To: uglybiker; oneidam; dubyaismypresident; constitution day; vwrcmember; Students
5, 7 & 5
She heard the haiku calling
Work? What's work? I FReep.
To: f.Christian
Germ warfare...
testing grounds Florida---
this won't backfire?
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