[vannrox]

BANG!

[Have Ruck - Will Travel]

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Ruck

[JAWs]

One for each personality!

[Go Gordon]

Airport police officer Ivy Galang and other duty officers "conducted rigid inspection on the item" and discovered 104 Malaysian passports, 57,000 U.S. dollars in cash, a mobile phone with the name "Osama bin Laden" on it and a Philippine map.

How dumb are these diaperheads?

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Can we hire security and airport inspectors like these....please?

[FreePaul]

I wonder how many more of these people are traveling around without being caught.

[D2BAH]

QUICK!! Send him off to Xray!

[Lion's Cub]

Great post. X-Ray machines can see logos?

[Blood of Tyrants]

a mobile phone with the name "Osama bin Laden" on it

Did they call it and see who answered?

[Poohbah]

A 42-year-old Malaysian man has been detained in the Philippines after airport security personnel confiscated more than 100 Malaysian passports in his luggage while he was in transit to Kuwait, an official said Friday.

The detainee's lawyer is claiming that his client suffers from a REALLY severe case of Multiple Personality Disorder, and that he should be allowed to use the carpool lanes even when traveling solo.

If a person with MPD is threatening to commit suicide, does that count as a hostage situation?

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks for the heads up!

I would like to have 24 hours with this peace loving Islamic al_Queerdo. I would put him on IV Versed continuous infusion with enough morphine thrown in to really relax him!

Then videotape him with about 4 cameras to catch his responses to my questions! No torture! He would feel really great. Then switch off the Versed and up the Morpine dose until he is addicted. Fly him to the middle east and drop him off in alley with an neck tie telling who he is. Let his al_Queerdo buddies welcome him back into their viper den!

[knighthawk]

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