Anna Naughty-Kova Is Out (Anna Kournikova's College Adventure)

Sky News ^ | Thursday February 07, 2002 | Sky News

[MarkWar]

>Hey, you a commie? :)
me <= = = anna pig and proud of it.

Well, I am looking forward the the red clay of Roland Garros...

Okay. Here's one just for you. The clay court season is hard. The players have to struggle. Anna's pretty normally. But, man, look at her when she's working hard:

Soon, we'll have more from the clay...

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Maybe more like Northbrook Court or Oak Brook, than Gurnee Mills (outlet mall)? Yes, we'll be going to MI twice for meets and might stop in, now that my curiosity is peaked. Thanks for responding!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Does that say "adidias"? Wait, let me get my binocs...

[phasma proeliator]

Damn!- I'm glad I checked back...

[Tennessee_Bob]

Well, I definitely see the letter 'A' and the letter 'S.' Everything else is a blur...

[Moosefart]

Now heres a babe!

[MarkWar]

>Now heres a babe!

Careful, member since February 13th, 2002, -- images like that make nobody love you.

Mark W.

[citizen]

BTTT

[chiefqc]

Rosie O'Dounut the les** queen. She is still ugly and fat.

[usadave]

Tennis star Anna Kournikova...

I think this is a bit of an overstatement. What has she ever done on a tennis court to be deserving of being called a tennis star? I thought you had to win a tournament once in a while to be called a tennis star. Tennis player or tennis professional, yes. But tennis star, that's a laugh. If it wasn't for her looks, nobody would have ever heard of Anna Kournikova.

[techcor]

Ah, I do like the Anna threads. Now that I've looked it over I'll have to go back and see if anyone wrote anything interesting. Too bad "gdani" had to burn my retina's with his picts.

[MarkWar]

>What has she ever done on a tennis court to be deserving of being called a tennis star?

Well, I might go so far as saying that her fifteen minutes of fame might be over. She may have stretched those fifteen minutes farther than anyone else on earth, but they may be over...

However, I would still say that she actually deserves (or did deserve) to be called a tennis star.

Before her last two injuries, she would almost routinely make it to the quarters or semis of most tournaments. She was like the female, attractive version of a guy from my era called Eddie Dibbs. A career of quarters and semis. But, if you do it regularly, I think you reach the bottom level of the scale called "star."

And it's never really too late to count Anna out. Who would have believed Jennifer Capriati would come back better than ever? (I don't see it happening with Anna, but you just never know in sports.)

Mark W.

[usadave]

Before her last two injuries, she would almost routinely make it to the quarters or semis of most tournaments. She was like the female, attractive version of a guy from my era called Eddie Dibbs. A career of quarters and semis. But, if you do it regularly, I think you reach the bottom level of the scale called "star."

I'll budge a little and call her a "semi-star". But I'm still going to wait for her to win a meaningful tournament before I bestow the title of "star" upon her.

[hobbes1]

Anna is too much like Shaq was early in his career. Movies, Records, etc, not concentrating on Basketball. She will never be able to concentrate on Tennis, but Unlike Shaq, she doesn't need to.

[hobbes1]

She may have stretched those fifteen minutes farther than anyone else on earth

Two words. Jennifer Lopez.

Two more. Mariah Carey.

Neither one is even REMOTELY as hot looking, nor are either of them more talented....(admittedly that is not saying alot...) But they just won't go away....

[SW6906]

The pink shirt shot is my all-time favorite.....

[Eagle9]

She'd probably be a better tennis player if she didn't pose for so many pictures...

Now let me see if I got this straight.
You're tellin' me that this goddess plays tennis?!