USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Bomber Girls ~ September 24, 2002

FRiends of the USO Canteen, Snow Bunny and LindaSOG

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody !!

Have a cup while you FReep !

[radu]

Whoa! Sorry about the multiple posts!! This stupid webtv was showing a message saying there was a technical problem and that my post wasn't going through. DANG this thing! Any way to get all but one removed?

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Snow! Good morning, Radu! Good morning, Pippin!
GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY!

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

While working on a lesson in world religions, a kindergarten
teacher asked her students to bring something related to their
family's faith to class.

At the appropriate time she asked the students to come
forward and share with the rest of the students.

The first child said, "I am Muslim and this is my prayer rug."

The second child said, "I am Jewish and this is my Star of
David."

The third child said, "I am Catholic and this is my rosary."

The final child said, "I am Southern Baptist and this is my
casserole dish."

[Victoria Delsoul]

Oh my, oh my, what a beautiful thread. Outstanding job, Linda.!!!

Have a great one, everyone. See you tonight.

click on the graphic

[Victoria Delsoul]

LOL!!!! You're doing great radu, love it.

[JustAmy]

A fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular need, the Jesus Saves Breeders, they found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home, all the while praising the Lord for delivering this animal to them.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little.

The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.

Well, they said, "Let's try this out."

Once more they called the dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!"

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.

[texson66]

Good morning - What a way to start the day!

[JustAmy]

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She's got that down in the mouth look!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A: A peeping tom!

Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!

[tomkow6]

GROAN! LOL!

[JustAmy]

Thanks for the coffee, Meekie!