Posted on 12/28/2002 1:02:55 AM PST by DWar
Larry King while inverviewing James Lipton from Inside The Actors Studio asks the question, "What is your favorite curse word?" Lipton says it is not vulgar, or scatological. It is "Jesus Christ." King responds with some shock and states that this would be a very disturbing epithet to his wife because she is a believer.
I haven't watched CNN or Larry spew-King in years (the last time was when he told somebody I love that man referring to Clinton), but happened to be flipping around & stopped for a minute at this point. I guess it will be many more years before I stop on CNN again while channel surfing.
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HOWARD STERN: Randy, you're on the air.
RANDY (phone caller): Hey, Howard, the other night, Tom Cruise was on Larry King and Larry King was telling him he was friends with L. Ron Hubbard.
HOWARD: You know that's not true.
RANDY: That's what--I know it wasn't true but it was really funny to hear him say that.
HOWARD: How does--how does CNN allow Larry King to do a show every night and then make claims that he's friends with people after he blatantly lied and said that he was friends with Sandy Koufax and Larry doesn't even know Sandy Koufax? In other words, where's the credibility in this show? Where's CNN's credibility?
RANDY: I don't know.
HOWARD: I mean, Larry King's a liar!
RANDY: Totally. It was just really funny.
HOWARD: He didn't know L. Ron Hubbard.
RANDY: Of course, he didn't.
HOWARD: And even if he did, how is he ever gonna prove it? No one believes him.
ROBIN QUIVERS: Right. And what was the point of saying that to Tom Cruise? That "I'm friends with L. Ron Hubbard!"--
HOWARD: Because Larry King is sucking Tom Cruise's, uh, you know, choad, by saying that. Because it's like, you know, "Hey, I knew your God" because L. Ron Hubbard is God to Tom Cruise, because Tom Cruise--
ROBIN: Yeah, but how does that help the interview?
ARTIE LANG: (impersonating Larry King) I knew God--
HOWARD: (impersonating Larry King) I knew your God!
ARTIE: (still impersonating Larry King) Yeah!
HOWARD: (still impersonating Larry King) This Jew knew your God!
ROBIN: (impersonating Larry King) I had dinner with God! (laughs)
ARTIE: (still impersonating Larry King) How do you like them apples?
HOWARD: (still impersonating Larry King) L. Ron and I double-teamed Marilyn Monroe!
(Robin starts laughing)
ARTIE: (still impersonating Larry King) With Jackie Gleason and Sandy Koufax!
ROBIN: (impersonating Larry King) We used to go to the track together!
HOWARD: (back in his regular voice) That's like telling a Christian you met Jesus! (Robin starts laughing) I mean, you know, that's why he's telling him that.
ARTIE: He's old enough to meet Jesus!
ROBIN: (regular voice) So weird.
HOWARD: Because Tom Cruise probably got all doughy-eyed when, uh, Larry said, (impersonating Larry King) "I knew L. Ron Hubbard."
RANDY: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry!
HOWARD: C'mon, Randy!
RANDY: I forgot.
HOWARD: I know you.
RANDY: I know, I know you tell me--
HOWARD: Now you ruined the whole interview! You--you said the S-word, dude.
RANDY: I'm sorry.
HOWARD: I had to hit the button--I don't even know what gets bleeped out when I do that.
RANDY: I know, it's crazy.
HOWARD: You throw my whole show into disarray when you curse.
RANDY: I'm sorry. I just forgot. That's it.
HOWARD: (impersonating Larry King again) I knew your God! (laughter) I knew your God L. Ron Hubbard!
ARTIE: (impersonating Larry King) Get down and bow to me!
HOWARD: (impersonating Larry King) The E-table was my idea! (in regular voice) That's the clay table, Larry! (impersonating Larry King again) Oh! Yeah! Well, whatever! Dianetics! E-table!
ARTIE: (impersonating Larry King) Dali! (laughter)
HOWARD: (back to regular voice) Thank you. Okay, Robin, let's wrap it up.
Mat 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged. |
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Luk 6:37 Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven: |
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Jhn 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. |
"Mormons," she said, "they're all going to Hell and they don't have a clue."
I smiled at her, closed my eyes, got up and told her, "Well, you obviously don't want me in your life."
She sat stunned, her mouth gaping down.
"Look, you just insulted me, my friends, my belief system - and you don't know the first thing about how I live, what I believe, or who I am - and quite frankly, I don't think you'll be happy with me."
With that, I walked out of her door.
Of all sad words by song or pen, the saddest are these - "What might have been."
I miss her.
Deception is a funny word. But . . . truth is independent of belief. The earth is round you know.
See. Polygamy.
I would like to know who made you judge? I know a lot of man made religions all started by men.. In fact every sect from Methodist, Baptist and so forth were started by a religious leader. Did you talk to Christ and he told you this? Where do you get your information? From what I read from the Bible God judges from the heart and does not specify what religion your associated with. Please tell me what sect you belong to so I can see if your membership is authorized, eh?
BTW..I am not a Mormon
Well, I prayed about it and God told me to become a mormon.
How do you refute personal revelation? Are you going to make a statement about my mental sanity?
My father is Catholic.
I have a cousin who is a Priest.
My Mother is Pentecostal.
My Brother-in-Law is a Pentecostal Preacher.
I have prayed with Baptists in Memphis TN.
I have prayed with Episcopals in Virginia Beach.
I conversed with "New Age" folks in California.
I danced around a fire with aboriginals in Australia.
I admired the tenets of the Shinto as I clapped (to get the ancestors attention that I was talking to them) and offered rice.
I meditated with Buddhist monks.
I ate monkey meat with pagans in the Pacific Islands.
I broke bread with some Muslims (follower of Islam) as we discussed the Koran and Sharia.
I ate some of the best vegetarian food that I've ever had with some Wicca.
. . .
You claim that the LDS faith is a religion that is not founded nor authorized by Christ - and I state that is.
I repented of my sins.
I was baptised in the name of Jesus Christ.
I accepted the gift of the Holy Ghost.
Jesus Christ is my personal savior.
Are not these the tenets of faith for a Christian?
The LDS chruch is not perfect. We have faithful who are inactive, who gossip, who are overly "proud" of their Utah heritage, who have an attitude about other religions, as you do about theirs.
But, when compared - I believe that Mormons are more Christian (Christ Like) than any other people I have ever known.
You may be right about where the rubber meets the road, but it doesn't help if you have your car in reverse.
As for me, I've chosen my fate by an act of Free Will.
I am not perfect, but I am a mormon.
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