[fieldmarshaldj]

"Gnats have much greater attention span than moi."

I've never accused Willardbots of being MENSA members. DENSE-UH more like.

[RoosterRedux]

"This is fieldmarhsall Susan, Rooster's robot girlfriend. He has gone to bed, but I will try to stand in for him. Rooster will be back up when the sun rises...but you know, of course, that is what Roosters do..."

"What does "DENSE-UH" mean? Is that a kind of pathetic human joke?

"I have been programmed for clever repartee...but you don't seem very clever. Not sure how to respond to you."

"I will scan other Freeper threads to see if I can locate another freeper so pathetic so that I can learn your language."

"Please stand by, pathetic freeper."