Free Republic
Browse · Search
GOP Club
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The GOP’s Long Love Affair With Schmucks
The Daily Beast ^ | January 29, 2015 | Nick Gillespie, editor-in-chief, Reason

Posted on 01/29/2015 3:50:50 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

Why Republicans fall in love with inexperienced, no-hope candidates every four years.

Conservative Republicans have finally called it quits with short-term former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (she lasted just two-and-a-half years in that position before quitting). The final straw, it seems, is the 2008 vice-presidential candidate’s recent speech at the “Iowa Freedom Summit” that has charitably been called “an interminable ramble,” “an extended stream-of-consciousness complaint,” and simply “bizarro.”

So America’s most-famous snowbilly is out of the running for the 2016 Republican nomination. But what about all the other manifestly unqualified novices, jackasses, and publicity hounds that surface every four years when the GOP starts fishing for someone/anyone that can beat whatever sad sack of chum the Democrats toss in the water?

Unlike the Democrats, who never stray far from career politicians when selecting a presidential candidate, Republicans always seem to be looking for some sort of otherworldly savior to waltz in and take the country by storm. Someone unsullied by, you know, much (if any) actual experience in holding office, winning elections, and governing on a daily basis. Though GOP voters typically end up selecting major-state governors (Reagan, Bush II) or long-serving, partly mummified senators (Dole, McCain), they spend a hell of a lot time in primary season dancing with some pretty strange suitors.

Perhaps it’s the analogue to the longstanding and still-potent jibe that Republicans don’t really want to govern. They disdain the political process to such a degree that it takes them forever to pull the switch for a politician. Even the 2012 nominee Mitt Romney was touted more for his supposed business acumen as a turnaround specialist at Bain Capital than he was for his record as governor of Massachusetts. I’d argue, too, that Romney’s refusal to stand for reelection as governor in 2006 mirrored his party’s damaging dislike of politics. If you want to be president but can’t be bothered to actually learn how to govern, well good luck with that.

In the past, Republicans have coalesced around such obvious joke candidates as businessman Herman Cain, whose main achievements involved management stints at two of the nation’s most grotesque fast-food chains (Burger King and Godfather’s Pizza), and Alan Keyes, whose resume includes a brief stint as a Reagan appointee to the reviled-by-conservatives United Nations, hosting an ironically titled MSNBC show (Alan Keyes Is Making Sense), and a historic loss to one Barack Obama in the 2004 Illinois Senate race.

That Cain and Keyes are black is no accident. While the GOP struggles to crack double digits in terms of votes from African Americans, the party’s overwhelmingly white membership seems to have an unending appetite for high-profile, successful black men whose very presence on a debate stage softens charges of hostility and indifference to issues about race. This helps explain why The Weekly Standard is officially “Taking Ben Carson Seriously,” as Fred Barnes’ recent cover story puts it.

Even as sycophantic and try-hard a journalist as Fred Barnes admits that Carson has absolutely zero qualifications for and no shot at becoming the Republican nominee. At best, the retired brain surgeon might make a possible surgeon general (of course, a Republican administration truly devoted to shrinking the size, scope, and spending of government would eliminate such a useless position). But Barnes is game to make the case for Carson, employing what George W. Bush once famously chided as the “soft bigotry of low expectations.” Carson, after all, “has substantial name identification,” avers Barnes. “He can raise money. His poverty-to-prominence story is compelling. He has a grassroots following. He is fluent on national issues.”

But wait, there’s more! Barnes quotes from an advertorial Carson ran at the right-wing fever-swamp site NewsMax and on DirecTV: “‘You ask him a question and he knows how to answer,’ country musician Ricky Skaggs says on the show. ‘From all indications,’ the narrator says, ‘the sky’s the limit for Dr. Carson.’” He knows how to answer! The sky’s the limit! You can practically see Mike Huckabee shaking his head like LBJ when he supposedly learned that Walter Cronkite had pronounced the Vietnam War a lost cause. When you’ve lost Ricky Skaggs…

It’s not just latter-day incarnations of Booker T. Washington that captivate the Republican soul during primary season. Back in the mid-1990s, journalist and Watergate apologist Pat Buchanan took a break from defending Nixon and Nazi war criminals to actually win the 1996 New Hampshire primary and three other states over eventual nominee Bob Dole. That same year, publishing magnate Steve Forbes won primaries in Arizona and Delaware while pushing a flat tax and gifting material to Saturday Night Live.

A decade ago, during a little-remembered and best-forgotten lapse in judgement, various Republican apparatchiks pushed to amend the sacred text of the Constitution so that foreign-born Arnold Schwarzenegger might become president. Blame it on medical marijuana, maybe, or the fact that the Gubernator’s absolute incompetency in his public and private life had yet to reveal itself fully.

In the current climate, Donald Trump is haunting the Republican banquet like Banquo’s ghost, ghastly evidence that something’s not quite right. At the same Iowa Freedom Summit event where Palin fatally beclowned herself, the Donald hinted that he is considering a 2016 presidential run. Just like he considered a bid in 2000 as an independent candidate and one in 2012 as a Republican. And possibly running for governor of New York. Despite a long record of patently stupid statements related to virtually every topic in politics (being an Obama birther is really the least of it), Trump has an all-access pass to Republican-friendly events and TV shows on Fox News. His Twitter feed is clogged with bizarre accusations such as this one claiming Barack Obama was going to declare martial law in New York City during Winter Storm Iola.

Sure, Trump might have shown expert negotiating skills when he hustled Merv Griffin while unloading an Atlantic City casino back in the day, but it’s mind-boggling that one of just two major parties lets Trump open his yap at its confabs. Compared to Trump, former Hewlett-Packard CEO, California senatorial loser (in 2010, to Barbara Boxer), and going-nowhere-slow candidate Carly Fiorina comes across like Margaret Thatcher.

As it happens, the Republican Party has a deep field of serious candidates. You may not like any of them in part or whole (I’ve got more than a few reservations myself), but the GOP is loaded for bear this time around in a way that must make Democrats worry. Team Blue has Hillary Clinton, who has yet to commit publicly to running, doubtlessly mindful not just of the indignities she will suffer not simply as the spouse of Bill but as a central part of the Obama administration’s massively failed foreign-policy team. The indifferent-to-hostile reception of her 2014 memoir Hard Choices no doubt weighs on her. And beyond Hillary? There’s Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden, and… not much else.

On the GOP side, there is a fistful of governors ranging from Chris Christie to Bobby Jindal to Jeb Bush to Scott Walker. There are young, energetic senators such as Marco Rubio and Rand Paul, who either have considerable legislative experience at the state level or have already demonstrated seriousness of purpose by sponsoring important legislation. (Texas gadfly Ted Cruz has neither and is far more like Donald Trump or Sarah Palin than a serious candidate.)

If history is any guide, Republicans will prevaricate as long as possible and make goo-goo eyes at candidates who have no meaningful experience and no real shot at winning the presidency. That’s their right. It’s a free country after all. But the longer they wait to get serious about vetting their party’s candidates for president, the more they will lose support among the independent voters who will decide the 2016 election. And if they lose them, they will only have themselves to blame, regardless of who the Democrats put up to run.


TOPICS: Campaign News; Parties; State and Local; U.S. Senate
KEYWORDS: bencarson; palin; randpaul; tedcruz
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-32 next last
Remind me how many major cases Marco Rubio or Rand Paul have won at the Supreme Court.
1 posted on 01/29/2015 3:50:50 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

“The Daily Beast’s Long Love Affair With Alinskyism” . . . they still don’t get that ridicule actually does not work.


2 posted on 01/29/2015 3:53:44 PM PST by Olog-hai
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Olog-hai

Well .. how about the looooooong love affair of the DEMS with the Clintons .. or are they too afraid they will end up in pieces on the cutting room floor if they don’t support them ..?????????????


3 posted on 01/29/2015 3:57:00 PM PST by CyberAnt ("The hope and changey stuff did not work, even a smidgen.")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

Comment #4 Removed by Moderator

To: 2ndDivisionVet
Gillespie is such a dick. Democrats are the big gov't party so of course they are going to pick people who have been gov't hacks all of their lives. Republicans, or at least a significant portion of them, believe in small gov't which necessarily leads them to want to take a look at people who have worked outside of the gov't hive for some portion of their lives.

You'd think Gillespie, being a putative libertarian, would identify with this impulse. But apparently not.

5 posted on 01/29/2015 3:58:33 PM PST by vbmoneyspender (But of course)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ilgipper

The writer is simply simple minded.


6 posted on 01/29/2015 3:59:45 PM PST by exnavy (Got ammo, Godspeed)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

Reason and Libertarians are not on the right side.

They have serious intellectual deficiencies.


7 posted on 01/29/2015 4:00:16 PM PST by ifinnegan
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: vbmoneyspender; ilgipper

Of former Governor Palin’s 22 endorsements last year, 20 won. Secretary Clinton scored 8 out of 20.


8 posted on 01/29/2015 4:01:34 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: vbmoneyspender

You’d think Gillespie, being a putative libertarian, would identify with this impulse. But apparently not.

__________________________________________________

I would think Gillespie (puta lib) would suck up to Paul as he’s pissing on RINO’s and conservatives alike.


9 posted on 01/29/2015 4:02:02 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (See Ya On The Road; Al Baby's Mom!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

According to Nicki, Sarah is all washed up so he is going to continue to remind everybody of that until they remember it.


10 posted on 01/29/2015 4:04:39 PM PST by crazyhorse691 (Obama is just the symptom of what is destroying the U.S.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

I am charitably calling this article an interminable ramble,” “an extended stream-of-consciousness complaint,” and simply “bizarro.”


11 posted on 01/29/2015 4:10:49 PM PST by Idaho_Cowboy (Ride for the Brand. Joshua 24:15)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

Ok most of this article is lib hyperbole, but this line cracked me up:

“In the current climate, Donald Trump is haunting the Republican banquet like Banquo’s ghost, ghastly evidence that something’s not quite right.”


12 posted on 01/29/2015 4:13:13 PM PST by Boogieman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: vbmoneyspender

Also, Republicans still usually pay a bit of attention to history, and revere the founders, so we know that some pretty darn great leaders of this nation weren’t full-time politicians or lawyers, but rather ordinary men who rose to the occasion.


13 posted on 01/29/2015 4:16:14 PM PST by Boogieman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

This is the stupidest article I have read in years


14 posted on 01/29/2015 4:18:05 PM PST by Tennessean4Bush (An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears this is true.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

Who the frick is this A-Hole Nick Gillespie?


15 posted on 01/29/2015 4:20:00 PM PST by Hostage (ARTICLE V)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Boogieman

How long was Obama a Senator before he stopped doing that job full time and became a full time campaigner for POTUS.

How much money did Dems spend trying to bankrupt the Palins with Crap Phoney Baseless charges. How many were proven?
the answer is NONE.


16 posted on 01/29/2015 4:21:22 PM PST by Zenjitsuman (New Boss Nancy Pelosi)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: Hostage

Who the frick is this A-Hole Nick Gillespie?

_____________________________________________

He’s a libertarian. Nuff said.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Gillespie


17 posted on 01/29/2015 4:21:50 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (See Ya On The Road; Al Baby's Mom!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet

Gillespie has always been a dick! Half educated, half intelligent and half in the bag like most ‘Libertarians’.

What he, and they are, is simply Libertines with their desire to eliminate all taxes and moral order along with it. Typical dip shit . Likes drugs and money, thinks it makes him smart.


18 posted on 01/29/2015 4:26:49 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Boogieman

Actually, the founders were a well educated, prosperous lot. Not Wal Martian reality show contestants.


19 posted on 01/29/2015 4:27:28 PM PST by Clemenza (Lurking)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: 2ndDivisionVet
He doesn't seem to have much to say about the enormously unqualified bastard who is currently stinking up the oval office. I would gladly take any of the people on his list over obola or Hillbilly Clinton.
20 posted on 01/29/2015 4:27:41 PM PST by peeps36 (Save The Tortoise And Kill The People)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-32 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
GOP Club
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson