E-Mail: Attack on U.S. '90 Percent Ready'

Fox News ^ | 03/11/2004 | AP

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

CAIRO, Egypt

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

The next attack will lead to millions of muslims looking towards two smouldering ruins for prayer.

[Frank_Discussion]

You may be right. The spankings we've been giving them have helped, but I'm not sure they've been enough...

I wonder what "90 percent" means...

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

yeah, do they have like a little pie chart or powerpoint presentation?

[thoughtomator]

Probably the same thing that "90% ready" means when I say it to my boss... i.e., "I haven't even started, and what was I supposed to do anyway?"

[sheik yerbouty]

Only "the light of a thousand suns" can wean them from their jihadism...

[VRWCTexan]

This this case you need to apply the old "90 - 90" rule in construction planning:

It takes 90% of the time to complete the first 90% of the work -- and then another 90% of the time to complete the last 10%!

So the key to their claim is to determine how many years ago they started!

[dead]

I wonder what "90 percent" means...

They haven’t found the kid to strap the bomb to yet.

[maggief]

"I think there has been an exaggeration," Mr. Kerry said when asked whether President Bush has overstated the threat of terrorism. "They are misleading all Americans in a profound way."


http://washingtontimes.com/national/20040129-115023-8966r.htm

[keithtoo]

I'm 90% ready to be a billionaire. I have all 9 '0''s and three commas. All I need is a '1' to go in front.

[boop]

"Our woman, Susan Lindauer was caught, so we have to find another democrat."

[tkathy]

Perhaps "90 percent" refers to their collective IQ.

[PeteFromMontana]

The claim also said that a major attack against America was "90 percent ready."

I suppose we had better be 100% ready to nuke their hate filled A$$eS.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

won't they be surprised when they find our jihad against them is more potent and dangerous.

- b.g.

p.s. nice name, my favorite song from that album is 'bobby brown goes down' or 'baby snakes'

[Iron Matron]

If muslimes attack the United States again, I'm fearful that it will not bode well for the muslimes currently calling themselves Americans.

[BMC1]

I think we can stop all this Jihad...Tell these murdering Muslims that when they die, instead of getting 72 virgins in the after life, they get fish wife Hillary Clinton.

That's enough to scare the hell out of them.

[jtminton]

I have the same problem!

[Howie66]

"I think we can stop all this Jihad...Tell these murdering Muslims that when they die, instead of getting 72 virgins in the after life, they get fish wife Hillary Clinton.

That's enough to scare the hell out of them."

Nah.... I don't want to scare them. Just kill them.

[Dead Dog]

Yah, and when I was 14, I thought I was more than 90% ready to have a go with Cindy Crawford.

I don't think she was ever too concerned.

[fsorbello]

You may have a point there.

[Sacajaweau]

Does your handle tell us what stage you are at now? :-)