This is how really stupid warning labels are born. For example, I was really bored on an airplane the other day so I decided to read the nuts wrapper. It said, "Instructions: Open package. Eat nuts." I'm not kidding.
As a result of this guy's lawsuit, USAirways (and all other airlines that operate in the US) will have to put up a big sign that says, "Drinking on an airplane can cause you to become intoxicated more quickly", or some such thing. Duh.
How about just outlawing drinking on the airlines (for the children of course). You can bet that's where this ridiculous thing is heading.