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OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM (laugh break)
Posted on 04/29/2004 10:21:40 AM PDT by Liz
OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm - * Intermission *
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
12:01am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:03am - Ted Kennedy drives girls home..........
TOPICS: Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dncconvention
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The DNC was going to run a documentary entitled," John Kerry's Ten-Minute Tour of Duty," but Teresa nixed it. She thought it was about their sex life.
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:21:40 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
LOL ..good one...attagirl!
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:24:02 AM PDT
by
rrrod
To: Liz
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:24:21 AM PDT
by
counterpunch
(<-CLICK HERE for my CARTOONS)
To: Liz
1:00 am -- Ted Kennedy gives swimming lesson
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:24:52 AM PDT
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: South40
"O-o-o-o-o-h Teddy, now cut that out."
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:35:17 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
You forgot the Abortion Clinic celebrations.
To: counterpunch
6:45 PM Kerry demonstrates what he did in Vietnam.
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:37:17 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Ron in Acreage
The entire convention is dedicated to Margaret Sanger.
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:40:09 AM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
This schedule is obviously incorrect because it doesn't have "Booing of the Boy Scouts" like they actually did at their last convention.
To: Liz
Where are the NOW Lewinskis for bill clinton??
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posted on
04/29/2004 10:46:38 AM PDT
by
bray
(Hey, Yaaaawn Tax & Carry, why don't YOU give your $$$$ to the gummit???)
To: Liz
Now thats what I call comedy!
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posted on
04/29/2004 11:42:21 AM PDT
by
PeaceCorpsGuy
(Yes, there are current freepers in the Peace Corps)
To: Chesterbelloc; bray; Grampa Dave; onyx; Fracas; Conspiracy Guy; Libloather
ADDENDUM TO OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM
1:00 AM Ensemble Booing of Boy Scouts
1:30 AM Fellating the Hyphenate Vote
2:00 AM Interns Give Lewinsky Demonstration
2:00 AM Carville Spin Workshop
2:20 AM Al Gore Dials for Dollars
2:30 AM Kumbaya moment with Jesse Jackson
3:00 AM Raffle for free partial-birth abortion
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posted on
04/29/2004 12:44:38 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
You forgot a guest speech from John Walker Lindh and an endorsement video from Osama.
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posted on
04/29/2004 5:27:42 PM PDT
by
GulliverSwift
(Bring back the Munsters. Vote for Jean Kerry!)
To: GulliverSwift
LOL. Well, now that Kerry's announced Rev Al is to speak, who could top that? LOL.
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posted on
04/29/2004 5:56:03 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz
I am looking foward to the video.
Democrats Gone Wild
I just hope Ted, John, Hill, and Nancy keep their clothes on!
To: ricks_place
Add this to the list: Rifle Roundup -- Turn in your weapons for destruction.
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posted on
04/29/2004 6:09:46 PM PDT
by
Ciexyz
To: ricks_place
Top DNC brass arrive at a convention planning session.
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posted on
04/29/2004 6:10:43 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: Liz; writer33
Okay, the 'Free Saddam' pep rally maybe changed but not much else! (Is Unca Teddy so pickled that he'll outlive his grandkids?)
I guess they could introduce a 'prostitute/intern of the year' award.
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posted on
05/05/2008 7:28:46 PM PDT
by
Libloather
(May is Liberal Awareness Month.)
To: Libloather; Liz
Good stuff, Liz. Thanks for the ping, Libloather.
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posted on
05/05/2008 7:52:49 PM PDT
by
writer33
(The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
To: writer33; Libloather; pissant; Dr. Scarpetta; PGalt; Grampa Dave; LiberConservative; wildbill; ...
Man, that’s’s an oldie-—but nice to see it again and get a few laughs.
Maybe we should add a DNC Symposium on “How Not To Get Caught Paying Whores With Public Monies” presented by ex-Gov Eliot Spitzer.
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posted on
05/05/2008 8:08:45 PM PDT
by
Liz
(Without the brave, there'd be no land of the free. Senator Fred Thompson)
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