[Lando Lincoln]

Lando

[Piquaboy]

They have to figure out if they have to screw it out before they screw it in. That is a real puzzle for them.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

BTTT!!!!!

[KJacob]

My favorite example is their drive to ban DDT. Now they sit back and ignore the millions of people in the third world who die form malaria.
Of course they also said nothing when the Vietcong massacred thousands after we pulled out.

[rllngrk33]

The truly distressing aspect of their behavior is that they exhibit no shame or humility whatsoever, no matter how outrageous their arguments get.

This is the perfect description of a liberal. No matter how wrong they are, they'll never admit it.

[Cubs Fan]

Great editorial.

Liberals may have once been well intentioned people with and opposing view, but if that was ever the case it isn't any longer.

[Tijeras_Slim]

How Many Liberals Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

One to hold it while the world revolves around them...

[kevkrom]

Q: HOW MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

A: Two, as long as they are the same gender.

[Onelifetogive]

In fact, he shot a man in Tucson just to watch him die."

I'm not sure....but I think he is getting our last two presidents mixed up.....

[joesnuffy]

none.. they prefer darkness

[AmishDude]

Does anybody know the answer to:

How many supply-siders does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Cubs Fan]

Q: HOW MANY LIBERALS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

None

They're all too effing stupid to screw it in

so they blame bush for it being dark

[11th Earl of Mar]

How Many Liberals Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

With a union or without?

[sandlady]

While a reasonable person might well ask what has become of those weapons out of genuine concern for the future safety of innocent people, a leftists' motive for asking this question is purely political in nature. We simply have to find those weapons, and if we don't then Bush is a liar, case closed. This assertion is, of course, nonsensical, but they repeat it over and over again anyway. It never occurs to them that a person can be wrong about something without being a liar. I'm not suggesting that Bush was wrong in this case, in fact, recent developments in Iraq strongly suggest that he was not, I'm simply pointing out that being mistaken and lying are two different things. Liberals also overlook all of the obvious explanations as to why we aren't finding huge stockpiles of WMD in that country, and leap directly to the most unsound conclusion for no other reason than they hate the president and everything he stands for.

The most important paragraph of the whole editorial IMO. The fact that someone would put our national security BEHIND partisan politics is just plain STUPID! Consider that if/when there is a WMD attack they'll just BLAME BUSH no matter what his policy is.

[bondjamesbond]

How many Liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but any one of them can screw it up, all by themselves...

[arthurus]

can be wrong about something without being a liar

Remember that with the left there is no Truth.If nothing is true then nothing is a lie, or, as it affects liberals, any disagreement is a lie. Because Truth is purely relative and not absolute then they should be able, as the most educated and the most caring people, be able to impose their "Truth" on everyone else, at least everyone still alive after a serious attempt from real power to impose that "Truth." If only Stalin had lived long enough he would have truly brought Utopia to the last 200 Russians.

[bondjamesbond]

How many Liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...Energy saving compact flourescents seldom need replacing...

...You're lucky you have a lightbulb. There are poor seniors who have to choose between lightbulbs and prescription drugs...

...Ever notice how light bulbs are white? The fact that light bulbs are designed to favor white skin tones is evidence of more subtle bias against people of color...

...It's all GEORGE BUSH's fault!...

...If the bulb ain't lit, you must acquit...

...High wattage light bulbs are all part of a corporate conspiracy between Ken Lay, Dick Cheney and all his Halliburton buddies to make a fortune off of jacking up the prices on electricity after creating false scarcity by increasing demand. It's all layed out in detail in the minutes of Cheney's Energy Task Force, but Cheney's duck hunting buddies on the Supreme Court are blocking the release of the records...

What about Dingell/Norwood?...

It only takes one, but I'm not going to be the one stuck with all the work around here!

[Warren]

All of them.

[unixfox]

How many jobs will it create and will the government provide assistance?

[DannyTN]

"How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

• Three to screw (preferably the same sex).
• 20 to file lawsuits against conservatives for trying to cover up the lightbulb.
• 5 congressfairies to call it a civil right.
• 4 Supreme court justices to overturn the existing laws against screwing in lightbulbs.
• 40 to protest naked in support of screwing in lightbulbs.
• 10 liberal press to exaggerate the protest attendance to thousands.
• All hollywood producers to push screwing in lightbulbs in every tv show and movie possible.

[TASMANIANRED]

I am on my feet cheering.

The most simple explanation is that they are significantly mentally ill. They are delusional. They do need to be in straight jackets.